French fiction -- Translations into English; Paris (France) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
While the barber prepared everything that was necessary for shaving
Chaudoreille, the latter detached his sword. After having looked all
over the shop in search of a place in which it seemed convenient to put
it, he decided to keep it on his knees; he relieved himself of his
cloak, then he took off the faded ruff which surrounded his neck, and
abandoned his odd, lean little figure to the cares of Touquet, who came
forward bearing a basin and a soapball. The barber began by taking and
throwing into a corner of the shop the sword which Chaudoreille was
holding on his knees. The chevalier made a movement of despair,
crying,--
"What are you doing, unhappy man? You will break Rolande, the sword
which Charlemagne's nephew carried."
"If it's such a good blade it won't break. How do you think I can shave
you holding that great halberd on your knee?"
"It's necessary to handle it with care at least. Zounds! you are nearly
as quick as I am."
"Do you want me to cut your mustaches?"
"No, no,--never. A chevalier without mustaches! What are you thinking
of? Do you want people to take me for a young girl?"
"I don't think anyone could so deceive himself."
"That's all right; I especially pride myself on my mustaches, and the
imperial that gives a masculine air. Ah, King Francis the First knew
very well what he was doing when he wore that little pointed beard on
his chin. Don't you think that I bear some resemblance to that monarch?"
"You resemble him so much, in fact, that I defy anyone, no matter who it
might be, to perceive it. But let's get to my business: I wish to employ
you. Your time is free?"
"Free? Yes; that is to say, for you there is nothing that I won't leave.
I've only two or three amorous appointments and five or six affairs of
honor; but those can be put off."
"There's some money to be earned."
"I'm a man who would put myself in the fire to make myself useful."
"The business is not positively my own."
"Yes, I understand,--a delicate mission. You know that I've already
served you in many such cases."
"I hope that you'll be more adroit this time; for the manner in which
you conducted yourself in the last matters in which I employed you
should have prevented me from asking you to serve me again."
"Oh, my dear Touquet, don't be unjust; it seems to me that I managed
them passably well. First, you desired me to carry a letter to a young
lady without letting her parents know of it."
"Yes; and you positively gave the note to her mother."
"What the devil! how should I know it was her mother? That woman had
rouge, flowers, laces, a corset which made her waist about as thick as
my purse; I believed her to be the young lady. With their hoops,
basquines and immense head-dresses, it will soon be impossible to
distinguish the sexes."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account