French fiction -- Translations into English; Paris (France) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Arrived in his chamber our lover rubbed his flint, for at that time
nothing was known of sulphur matches. Having procured a light he
immediately proceeded to change his state, keeping of his masculine
costume only the garment which he judged to be very necessary in order
not to freeze under his feminine skirt. Urbain put on the skirt, then
the corset, which he endeavored to lace, but he did it very badly; he
drew one string instead of another, he ripped and pulled, he pricked
himself. The poor boy was in despair, he looked at himself in his little
glass and saw well that all was not right; he never should come to the
end. What could he do? Only a woman knows all the mysteries of the
feminine toilet. It was necessary, then, to beg some woman to come to
his aid, and he recalled that on the story below him lodged an old
bachelor whose servant, polite and intelligent, always made him a
graceful curtsey. Immediately Urbain, holding as well as he could the
skirt and the corset, ran down stairs as quickly as possible and rang
his neighbor's bell. The servant opened the door, and burst into a shout
of laughter on seeing this person, half man, half woman; but no matter
how he's dressed a pretty boy of nineteen is always interesting, and
Urbain's voice was very touching as he said to the maid,--
"Ah, mademoiselle, I'm very much in doubt. I wish to dress myself as a
woman, and I shall never come to the end. Would you be so amiable as to
help me for a moment?"
"Very willingly," answered the big girl and, without allowing him to beg
further, she followed Urbain to his room, where she laughed still more
on seeing how he had put on the costume.
"Are you going to a ball?" said she to him.
"Yes, and I wish to be so well disguised that nobody could recognize
me."
"All right; wait, I'll dress you, and I promise you you'll look well."
Immediately she commenced undoing all that Urbain had done. Then she
examined the garments.
"They're not very elegant," she said.
"They are all I desire, I wish to be very simply dressed."
"But it's necessary to put another skirt on underneath, that one there
isn't enough; you haven't hips like us. We must make some for you. And
that cap is horrid! I wouldn't go out in it. I'll go and get you one of
mine, and everything else that you need. Oh, I'll make you genteel."
And the young servant, without listening to Urbain's thanks, ran to her
room, whence she soon returned carrying all that was necessary to turn a
young man into a passable looking girl. The new cap was tried, it suited
perfectly. Urbain was delighted; he did not know how to testify his
gratitude to the young girl. The latter had not finished his headdress,
there were some bows to be made and some hair which must be pushed back.
She pinned his kerchief closely about his neck, stopped, looked at him,
and exclaimed,--
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