The Baritone's Parish; or, "All Things to All Men"Ludlow, James M. (James Meeker)
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The Baritone's Parish; or, "All Things to All Men"
Ludlow, James M. (James Meeker)
Alcoholics -- Fiction; Christian life -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Singers -- Fiction
it seemed as if the sky were tumbling down through the church roof.
That's great singing; eh, doctor? Cost only three hundred extra; worth
a thousand on the church market!"
"Yes," said the doctor, "I was pleased with the man's voice. I am
impressed with the idea that there is more than larynx and training in
him. There must be bigness and sweetness of soul behind those tones.
Men can't sing that way to order. Come, Brisk, introduce us when those
young women get through talking to him. I know I shall like him. But
I didn't know that you were so well up in musical judgment."
"Why, doctor," rejoined Brisk, "it doesn't require that a man shall be
an electrical engineer in order to invest successfully in a trolley."
The dominie was a bachelor. That was a pity; for a wife and family of
ten could have homed themselves in his heart without detracting from
the love he had for everybody else. But having no wife to console him
after the efforts of a hard Sunday, he was accustomed to ask one or
another of the young men to come to the study and "curry him down," as
he said, after evening service.
Soon Vox came to occupy permanently this place of clerical groom. The
saintly folk who thought that the light burning until Sunday midnight
in the sanctum was a sign of the protracted devotions of their pastor
would, on one occasion at least, have been astounded to see the
reality. On the lounge was stretched the tired preacher, his feet on a
pile of "skimmed" newspapers, reserved for the more thorough perusal
they would never get. In his lap lay the head of a big collie, whose
eyes were fixed on the handsome face of his master. Do dogs have
religious instinct? If so, this was a canine hour of worship, and the
dog was a genuine mystic. In some famous pictures of the adoration of
the Magi less reverence and love are depicted on the faces than gleamed
from beneath the shaggy eyebrows of the brute.
By the study-table sat Vox, his big bushy head and square Schiller-cut
face (except for the very unpoetic mustache) bending over a
chafing-dish that sent up the incense of Welsh rarebit, the ingredients
of which were the offering of the landlady's piety.
"Doctor," said Vox, suddenly poising the spoon as if it were a baton,
and dripping the melted cheese on to the manuscript of the night's
sermon before the preacher had decided whether to put it into his
"barrel" or his waste-basket--"doctor, do you know that I feel like a
hypocrite, singing in a Christian church?"
"You a hypocrite, Vox? You couldn't act a false part any more than you
could sing a false note without having the shivers go all through you."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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