The Baritone's Parish; or, "All Things to All Men"Ludlow, James M. (James Meeker)
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The Baritone's Parish; or, "All Things to All Men"
Ludlow, James M. (James Meeker)
Alcoholics -- Fiction; Christian life -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Singers -- Fiction
"Phil, that cheese has gone to your head. I didn't think it was so
strong. Yet I can understand your mistake, for I used to talk that way
to myself when I was as green and unsophisticated as you are. I would
scratch out the best sentences from my sermons, because I didn't feel
all they meant, and would accuse myself of duplicity and cant because
my experience was not up to my doctrine. But what if it wasn't? My
brain isn't as big as the Bible. My conscience isn't as true and vivid
as Moses' was when he wrote down the Ten Commandments. My heart isn't
as tender as Christ's. If a preacher says only what he is able to feel
at the moment, there will be poor fodder for the parish. So it is all
through life. People talk in society on a higher level than they
habitually think. They ought to. That is what society is for--to tune
up to key the sagging strings of common, humdrum life. All politeness
will cease when everybody acts on your theory. We must not say
'Good-morning' to a neighbor because at the moment we do not really
care whether his day is going to be pleasant or not. You must not take
off your hat to a lady on the street, unless at the instant you are
possessed of a profound respect for the sex. Who was that composer
that said that he never knew what a piece he had written until he heard
Joseffy play it? They asked Parepa to sing 'Coming through the Rye.'
She said, 'Pshaw! I've sung it threadbare. I grind it out now as the
hand-organ does.' But she sang it, and brought down the house. Why
shouldn't she? Feel! Do you suppose that old violin feels anything of
the joy that thrills through its fibers? Shall I smash it for a
hypocritical contrivance of wood and catgut? Did I kick Dr. Cutt out
of the study the other day because he didn't realize the good he had
done me in reducing the swelling of my sprained ankle? Yet you want me
to let you kick yourself out of the church because you are not one of
the 'angels of Jesus,' or haven't had all the joy of life crushed out
of you by affliction, so that you are 'weary of earth,' as you sing!"
The doctor warmed with his theme, until, standing up, he put his big
hands on Vox's shoulders, and fairly shouted at him:
"Sing, Phil! Sing the brightest, happiest things that God ever
inspired men to write. But don't go croaking like an owl because you
don't feel like a nightingale."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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