The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)Kock, Paul de
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The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- Translations into English
The goblets were filled; they touched and drank. At that moment the
waiter arrived with the last dish ordered; he came toward them and was
on the point of placing it on the table, when Plumard, in a renewed
outburst of enthusiasm, raised his arm and his glass so suddenly that he
overturned upon Passedix the dish that the waiter had in his hands.
In an instant the chevalier was covered from top to toe with the
fricassée of hare; his doublet and his short-clothes were drenched with
it. Passedix swore like one possessed, and would have thrashed the
waiter, who declared that it was not his fault. Plumard shouted even
louder, so that no one should guess that it was his. Bahuchet, who alone
had remained calm, observed, when the others had ceased their outcries:
"It was an accident! But since the harm has been done, monsieur le
chevalier, it seems to me that, instead of losing your temper, which
will do no good at all, it would be much better to think of repairing
the disaster."
"Repair the disaster! Sandis! my doublet and my breeches are covered
with grease. Such an elegant costume!--spoiled--ruined!--Can I show
myself in this condition?--Luckily, I had taken off my cloak; otherwise
it would undoubtedly have received its share of the fricassée!"
"I say again, seigneur, that the damage is not so great as you think; I
know a dyer and cleanser on Rue Saint-Denis, who is renowned for his
skill in removing spots from every kind of fabric; he will cleanse your
clothes perfectly, and it will not cost you overmuch."
"Eh! cadédis! what care I for the cost? As if I ever looked at money!
That is not what disturbs me! But in order to have my doublet and
breeches cleansed, I must certainly take them off; so I shall be left
almost naked--in shirt and cloak--and I cannot go home in that airy
costume."
"Another suggestion, seigneur," said Plumard; "suppose we should go to
some bathing establishment? You have eaten nothing, so you may safely
take a bath; and while you are taking it, Bahuchet will run to the
cleanser's with your clothes."
"Ah! that is not badly thought of! I approve my esquire's suggestion; I
was just thinking that I should like to bathe."
"Master Hugonnet's baths are on this street, not far away; let us go
there, seigneur."
"In that case, I must go out with this sauce all over me! That annoys
me!"
"We will walk close beside you, seigneur, one on the right, the other on
the left; and with your cloak, in addition, no one will see anything!"
"Very well, so be it!--Let us start at once for the baths; I am in haste
to be cleansed!"
Passedix paid the bill and left the wine shop, flanked by his page and
his esquire.
LI
A BATH
The chevalier and his bodyguard arrived at Master Hugonnet's.
"A bath for me instantly," said Passedix; "and while I am in the water,
my page here will take my garments to the cleanser's."
Master Hugonnet escorted the Gascon to the hot baths.
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