The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)Kock, Paul de
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The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- Translations into English
"I do not see your daughter Ambroisine, La Belle Baigneuse," Passedix
said to him on the way.
"She is rarely here now, seigneur chevalier; she passes a great part of
her time with Madame la Comtesse de Marvejols, who, although she has
become a _grande dame_, has not ceased to be a most affectionate friend
to my daughter."
"Oh, yes! I know; I have heard the story of the interesting Bathilde."
"But, in any event, monsieur le chevalier, even if my daughter was here,
you would hardly expect her to act as bath attendant for you, I
presume?"
"Eh? who the devil said anything about that? Everybody knows that La
Belle Baigneuse is as virtuous as she is cruel. I would like my bath to
be rather hot; my page and my esquire will help me to get into it."
In a twinkling the ex-clerks undressed their new master, who entered the
water without observing the grimaces and contortions to which the young
men were obliged to resort in order to avoid laughing at the aspect of
the Gascon's thin, yellow body. Bahuchet hastily made a bundle of the
doublet and breeches, took it under his arm, and started for the
cleanser's.
"Does monsieur le chevalier wish his esquire to remain in attendance
while he is in the bath?" inquired Plumard, when his comrade had gone.
"I do not see the necessity; go out into the street and take the air;
but do not go far away, so that you may be at hand to hasten hither if I
require your services."
"I will remain below, at the shop door, where I can hear if you ring."
Plumard left the cabinet in which Passedix was bathing. He went
downstairs and chatted with Master Hugonnet, who, taking advantage of
his daughter's absence, had already emptied several jars of wine with
his neighbors, and was consequently in the mood for talking and for
drinking more.
A half-hour passed. The Gascon was thinking of Miretta, of his wealth,
and of the effect he would produce with a page and an esquire. But after
giving sufficient thought to all these subjects, he began to find the
time rather long. He pulled a bellrope, and the bath attendant
appeared; he was a new servant, who had been in Master Hugonnet's employ
but a short time, and seemed as yet unfamiliar with his duties.
"Was it monsieur who rang?"
"To be sure it was I!"
"Does monsieur want anything?"
"As I rang, it is probable that I want something--but not you, sandis!
for you seem to me not to be very bright! Send my _écuyer_ [esquire] to
me."
"You want your _écu_--"
"I said nothing about my _écu_! I want my _écuyer!_--An _écu_ is a
shield--perhaps you don't know that, blockhead! A gentleman takes his
_écu_ only when he is about to go into the lists or into battle. What in
the devil do you suppose I want of my _écu_ when I am in the bath? Do
you imagine that I am going to wield a lance while I bathe?"
"Why, I don't know!"
"Begone, and send my esquire to me!"
The attendant went down into the shop, where he found his master
drinking with Plumard and several shopkeepers of the neighborhood.
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