The Bath Road: History, Fashion, & Frivolity on an Old HighwayHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Bath Road: History, Fashion, & Frivolity on an Old Highway
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
Bath Road (England); England -- Description and travel; England -- Social life and customs
It would scarcely be possible to identify the stolen horse from the
accompanying cut. He has no long tail, as described in the advertisement,
and his tongue _doesn't_ hang out. Moreover, he is burdened with a quite
imaginary thief, who has a property devil whipping him on. The "awful
example" hanging from the gibbet appears to be made of bolsters, and to
have had, not a drop too much, but scarcely enough.
The party with hands bigger than his head, who is here seen striking a
dramatic attitude, is not a Howling Swell, although he wears his hair
parted in the middle. Appearances here (as usually was the case in the old
advertisements) are deceptive, and so far from being a Swell, Howling or
otherwise, he is really a Heartless Villain, for he is one of two
labourers who have--
"RUN AWAY.
[Illustration]
And left their families chargeable to the Parish of CLAVERTON,
THOMAS GARNER, Labourer, about five feet seven or eight Inches high;
wears his own Hair, of a light Brown Complexion; hath lately, or is
now belonging to the Militia.
"And EDWARD BROWNING, Labourer, about five Feet four or five Inches
high, wears his own Hair, of a dark complexion; was one of Lord
North's Soldiers in the last War.
"Whoever will apprehend either, or both of them, and conduct them to
the Parish Officers of Claverton aforesaid, shall receive HALF A
GUINEA for each or either of them, and THREEPENCE per Mile for every
Mile they shall travel with them."
History does not relate whether or no these gay deceivers were ever
captured. If those who sought them relied upon the illustration, it would
seem quite likely that they never were!
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[Sidenote: _THE ABBEY_]
The Abbey is the very centre of Bath. Round it cluster the Municipal
Offices, the Baths, and the Pump Room, and along the broad pavements
invalids are drawn in Bath chairs--one of the five articles with which
the name of the City is indissolubly linked. When Bath chairs, Bath chaps,
Bath stone, and Bath buns are no longer so distinguished, then will come
the final crash. One need not insist so greatly upon Bath Olivers, because
they are not in every one's mouth, either literally or figuratively;
although, to be sure, they are much more exclusively a local product than
"Bath" buns; while "Bath" bricks are not made at Bath, but at Bridgewater.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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