The Battle of Hexham; or, Days of Old: a play in three actsColman, George
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The Battle of Hexham; or, Days of Old: a play in three acts
Colman, George
Margaret, of Anjou, Queen, consort of Henry VI, King of England, 1430-1482 -- Drama
_1 Rob._ Marry, the matter is, with the oaf in the cellar; the fool
shakes as though he were in an ague; we may e'en turn him adrift any
how, for he will no how turn to our profit. He's cowardly and poor;
he can neither rob, nor be robbed.
_Adeline._ Oh! 'tis my man: I pray you conduct him hither.
_1 Rob._ I'll trundle him in; but you will make nothing of him. I have
been trying to talk him into service, and make him fit for our party;
but there are some manner of men 'tis impossible to work any good upon.
[_Exit._
_Adeline._ Poor simpleton! 'tis Gregory, who, in pure zeal, and honest
attachment, has followed me.
_Enter GREGORY._
_Gregory._ Mercy on us! this is the great cock captain of the whole
brood of banditti! 'Tis all over! and I have been shut up, these two
hours, like a calf for killing. Lord! lord! if calves did but know the
reason for their being stalled, as I have been, they'd so fall away
with fear, that veal would not be worth the taking to market.
_Gondi._ Why, how now, man?
_Gregory._ Oh lud! I am a poor fellow, sir; that shall be a longtime
getting rich, and would fain not die till I am so. Take my life, sir,
and you take all;--I carry it about me, as a snail does his
house:--and, truly, sir, you'll find that time has a mortgage upon it
of forty-two years, and the furniture, of late, is so worn with ill
usage, that the remainder of the lease is not worth your
acceptance:--if, sweet, noble, sir, you would but----
[_During this Speech, GREGORY has been gradually raising his Eyes
from the Ground, till he fixes them on GONDIBERT'S Face._
Eh!--Oh!--O, the father!--No!--Yes--Oh lud--Oh lord!
_Gondi._ Why, dost not know me, Gregory?
_Gregory._ Huzza!--He's found! [_Capering._] Dear my lord, I never was
happier since I was born, at the sight of you.
_Gondi._ Trust me, I think so, Gregory. Come, love;
Let's in for calmer conference. Follow, good Gregory.
[_Exeunt ADELINE and GONDIBERT._
_Gregory._ Here's a simple change in a man's fortune! Now might I, when
I say 'tis he--were it not as plain 'tis he as a nose is a nose--swear
that my eyes were putting a lie in my mouth, in very spite of my
teeth.--Oh, the quiet, comfortable days that I shall see again! Mercy
on me! 'Tis enough to make a coward tremble, to think on the battles my
valour has been put to. Nothing, now again, but old fare, old rubbing
of spoons, and a cup of old sherry, behind the old pantry door, to
comfort my nose, in a cold frosty morning.
SONG.
"Moderation and Alteration."
_In an old quiet parish, on a brown healthy old moor,_
_Stands my master's old gate, whose old threshold is wore_
_With many an old friend, who for liquor would roar,_
_And I uncork'd the old sherry--that I had tasted before._
_But it was in Moderation, &c._
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