Christmas stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
‘It’s not one of Dr. Jeddler’s daughters?’ said Snitchey, suddenly
squaring his elbows on his knees, and advancing his face at least a yard.
‘Yes!’ returned the client.
‘Not his younger daughter?’ said Snitchey.
‘Yes!’ returned the client.
‘Mr. Craggs,’ said Snitchey, much relieved, ‘will you oblige me with
another pinch of snuff? Thank you! I am happy to say it don’t signify,
Mr. Warden; she’s engaged, sir, she’s bespoke. My partner can
corroborate me. We know the fact.’
‘We know the fact,’ repeated Craggs.
‘Why, so do I perhaps,’ returned the client quietly. ‘What of that! Are
you men of the world, and did you never hear of a woman changing her
mind?’
‘There certainly have been actions for breach,’ said Mr. Snitchey,
‘brought against both spinsters and widows, but, in the majority of
cases—’
‘Cases!’ interposed the client, impatiently. ‘Don’t talk to me of cases.
The general precedent is in a much larger volume than any of your law
books. Besides, do you think I have lived six weeks in the Doctor’s
house for nothing?’
‘I think, sir,’ observed Mr. Snitchey, gravely addressing himself to his
partner, ‘that of all the scrapes Mr. Warden’s horses have brought him
into at one time and another—and they have been pretty numerous, and
pretty expensive, as none know better than himself, and you, and I—the
worst scrape may turn out to be, if he talks in this way, this having
ever been left by one of them at the Doctor’s garden wall, with three
broken ribs, a snapped collar-bone, and the Lord knows how many bruises.
We didn’t think so much of it, at the time when we knew he was going on
well under the Doctor’s hands and roof; but it looks bad now, sir. Bad?
It looks very bad. Doctor Jeddler too—our client, Mr. Craggs.’
‘Mr. Alfred Heathfield too—a sort of client, Mr. Snitchey,’ said Craggs.
‘Mr. Michael Warden too, a kind of client,’ said the careless visitor,
‘and no bad one either: having played the fool for ten or twelve years.
However, Mr. Michael Warden has sown his wild oats now—there’s their
crop, in that box; and he means to repent and be wise. And in proof of
it, Mr. Michael Warden means, if he can, to marry Marion, the Doctor’s
lovely daughter, and to carry her away with him.’
‘Really, Mr. Craggs,’ Snitchey began.
‘Really, Mr. Snitchey, and Mr. Craggs, partners both,’ said the client,
interrupting him; ‘you know your duty to your clients, and you know well
enough, I am sure, that it is no part of it to interfere in a mere love
affair, which I am obliged to confide to you. I am not going to carry
the young lady off, without her own consent. There’s nothing illegal in
it. I never was Mr. Heathfield’s bosom friend. I violate no confidence
of his. I love where he loves, and I mean to win where he would win, if
I can.’
‘He can’t, Mr. Craggs,’ said Snitchey, evidently anxious and discomfited.
‘He can’t do it, sir. She dotes on Mr. Alfred.’
‘Does she?’ returned the client.
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