Christmas stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
‘Oh, bless you, nothing an’t the matter with me,’ returned Clemency—and
truly too, to judge from her well-soaped face, in which there gleamed as
usual the very soul of good-humour, which, ungainly as she was, made her
quite engaging. Abrasions on the elbows are not generally understood, it
is true, to range within that class of personal charms called
beauty-spots. But, it is better, going through the world, to have the
arms chafed in that narrow passage, than the temper: and Clemency’s was
sound and whole as any beauty’s in the land.
‘Nothing an’t the matter with me,’ said Clemency, entering, ‘but—come a
little closer, Mister.’
The Doctor, in some astonishment, complied with this invitation.
‘You said I wasn’t to give you one before them, you know,’ said Clemency.
A novice in the family might have supposed, from her extraordinary ogling
as she said it, as well as from a singular rapture or ecstasy which
pervaded her elbows, as if she were embracing herself, that ‘one,’ in its
most favourable interpretation, meant a chaste salute. Indeed the Doctor
himself seemed alarmed, for the moment; but quickly regained his
composure, as Clemency, having had recourse to both her pockets—beginning
with the right one, going away to the wrong one, and afterwards coming
back to the right one again—produced a letter from the Post-office.
‘Britain was riding by on a errand,’ she chuckled, handing it to the
Doctor, ‘and see the mail come in, and waited for it. There’s A. H. in
the corner. Mr. Alfred’s on his journey home, I bet. We shall have a
wedding in the house—there was two spoons in my saucer this morning. Oh
Luck, how slow he opens it!’
All this she delivered, by way of soliloquy, gradually rising higher and
higher on tiptoe, in her impatience to hear the news, and making a
corkscrew of her apron, and a bottle of her mouth. At last, arriving at
a climax of suspense, and seeing the Doctor still engaged in the perusal
of the letter, she came down flat upon the soles of her feet again, and
cast her apron, as a veil, over her head, in a mute despair, and
inability to bear it any longer.
‘Here! Girls!’ cried the Doctor. ‘I can’t help it: I never could keep a
secret in my life. There are not many secrets, indeed, worth being kept
in such a—well! never mind that. Alfred’s coming home, my dears,
directly.’
‘Directly!’ exclaimed Marion.
‘What! The story-book is soon forgotten!’ said the Doctor, pinching her
cheek. ‘I thought the news would dry those tears. Yes. “Let it be a
surprise,” he says, here. But I can’t let it be a surprise. He must
have a welcome.’
‘Directly!’ repeated Marion.
‘Why, perhaps not what your impatience calls “directly,”’ returned the
doctor; ‘but pretty soon too. Let us see. Let us see. To-day is
Thursday, is it not? Then he promises to be here, this day month.’
‘This day month!’ repeated Marion, softly.
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