Christmas stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
‘I think,’ said Mrs. Britain, applying herself to her pockets and drawing
forth an immense bulk of thin books and crumpled papers: a very kennel of
dogs’-ears: ‘I’ve done everything. Bills all settled—turnips
sold—brewer’s account looked into and paid—’bacco pipes ordered—seventeen
pound four, paid into the Bank—Doctor Heathfield’s charge for little
Clem—you’ll guess what that is—Doctor Heathfield won’t take nothing
again, Ben.’
‘I thought he wouldn’t,’ returned Ben.
‘No. He says whatever family you was to have, Ben, he’d never put you to
the cost of a halfpenny. Not if you was to have twenty.’
Mr. Britain’s face assumed a serious expression, and he looked hard at
the wall.
‘An’t it kind of him?’ said Clemency.
‘Very,’ returned Mr. Britain. ‘It’s the sort of kindness that I wouldn’t
presume upon, on any account.’
‘No,’ retorted Clemency. ‘Of course not. Then there’s the pony—he
fetched eight pound two; and that an’t bad, is it?’
‘It’s very good,’ said Ben.
‘I’m glad you’re pleased!’ exclaimed his wife. ‘I thought you would be;
and I think that’s all, and so no more at present from yours and cetrer,
C. Britain. Ha ha ha! There! Take all the papers, and lock ’em up. Oh!
Wait a minute. Here’s a printed bill to stick on the wall. Wet from the
printer’s. How nice it smells!’
‘What’s this?’ said Ben, looking over the document.
‘I don’t know,’ replied his wife. ‘I haven’t read a word of it.’
‘“To be sold by Auction,”’ read the host of the Nutmeg-Grater, ‘“unless
previously disposed of by private contract.”’
‘They always put that,’ said Clemency.
‘Yes, but they don’t always put this,’ he returned. ‘Look here,
“Mansion,” &c.—“offices,” &c., “shrubberies,” &c., “ring fence,” &c.
“Messrs. Snitchey and Craggs,” &c., “ornamental portion of the
unencumbered freehold property of Michael Warden, Esquire, intending to
continue to reside abroad”!’
‘Intending to continue to reside abroad!’ repeated Clemency.
‘Here it is,’ said Britain. ‘Look!’
‘And it was only this very day that I heard it whispered at the old
house, that better and plainer news had been half promised of her, soon!’
said Clemency, shaking her head sorrowfully, and patting her elbows as if
the recollection of old times unconsciously awakened her old habits.
‘Dear, dear, dear! There’ll be heavy hearts, Ben, yonder.’
Mr. Britain heaved a sigh, and shook his head, and said he couldn’t make
it out: he had left off trying long ago. With that remark, he applied
himself to putting up the bill just inside the bar window. Clemency,
after meditating in silence for a few moments, roused herself, cleared
her thoughtful brow, and bustled off to look after the children.
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