_Foi_. The gallows! upon my shoul I hate that saam
gallow, for it is a diseash dat is fatal to our family.
Vel, den, dere is nothing, shentlemens, but Mrs.
Shullen would spaak wid the Count in her chamber
at midnight, and dere is no haarm, joy, for I am to
conduct the Count to the plash, myshelf.
_Arch_. As I guessed.--Have you communicated the
matter to the Count?
_Foi_. I have not sheen him since. {120}
_Arch_. Right again! Why then, doctor--you shall conduct
me to the lady instead of the Count.
_Foi_. Fat, my cussen to the lady! upon my shoul, gra,
dat is too much upon the brogue.
_Arch_. Come, come, doctor; consider we have got a
rope about your neck, and if you offer to squeak,
we 'll stop your windpipe, most certainly: we shall
have another job for you in a day or two, I hope.
_Aim_. Here 's company coming this way; let's into my
chamber, and there concert our affairs farther. {130}
_Arch_. Come, my dear cussen, come along. [_Exeunt_.
_Enter Boniface, Hounslow, and Bagshot at one
door, Gibbet at the opposite_.
_Gib_. Well, gentlemen, 'tis a fine night for our enterprise.
_Houn_. Dark as hell.
_Bag_. And blows like the devil; our landlord here has
showed us the window where we must break in, and
tells us the plate stands in the wainscot cupboard in
the parlour.
_Bon_. Ay, ay, Mr. Bagshot, as the saying is, knives and
forks, and cups and cans, and tumblers and tankards.
There's one tankard, as the saying is, that's near
upon as big as me; it was a present to the squire
from his godmother, and smells of nutmeg and toast
like an East-India ship. {143}
_Houn_. Then you say we must divide at the stairhead?
_Bon_. Yes, Mr Hounslow, as the saying is. At one end
of that gallery lies my Lady Bountiful and her
daughter, and at the other Mrs. Sullen. As for the
squire--
_Gib_. He's safe enough, I have fairly entered him, and
he's more than half seas over already. But such a
parcel of scoundrels are got about him now, that,
egad, I was ashamed to be seen in their company.
_Bon_. Tis now twelve, as the saying is--gentlemen, you
must set out at one.
_Gib_. Hounslow, do you and Bagshot see our arms fixed,
and I 'll come to you presently.
_Houn.,Bag_. We will. [_Exeunt_.
_Gib_. Well, my dear Bonny, you assure me that Scrub is
a coward?
_Bon_. A chicken, as the saying is. You 'll have no
creature to deal with but the ladies. {161}
_Gib_. And I can assure you, friend, there's a great deal
of address and good manners in robbing a lady; I
am the most a gentleman that way that ever travelled
the road.--But, my dear Bonny, this prize will
be a galleon, a Vigo business.--I warrant you we
shall bring off three of four thousand pounds.
_Bon_. In plate, jewels, and money, as the saying is, you
may. {169}
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