The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five actsFarquhar, George
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The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts
Farquhar, George
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy)
_Arch._ For shame, ladies, what d'ye do? why don't you help us?--Pray,
madam, [_To_ DORINDA.] take his hand, and open it, if you can, whilst I
hold his head. [DORINDA _takes his Hand_.
_Dor._ Poor gentleman--Oh--he has got my hand within his, and squeezes
it unmercifully----
_Lady B._ 'Tis the violence of his convulsion, child.
_Arch._ Oh, madam, he's perfectly possessed in these cases--he'll bite
you, if you don't have a care.
_Dor._ Oh, my hand, my hand!
_Lady B._ What's the matter with the foolish girl? I have got this hand
open you see with a great deal of ease.
_Arch._ Ay, but, madam, your daughter's hand is somewhat warmer than
your ladyship's, and the heat of it draws the force of the spirits that
way.
_Mrs. Sul._ I find, friend, you are very learned in these sort of fits.
_Arch._ 'Tis no wonder, madam, for I'm often troubled with them myself;
I find myself extremely ill at this minute. [_Looking hard at_ MRS.
SULLEN.
_Mrs. Sul._ [_Aside._] I fancy I could find a way to cure you.
_Lady B._ His fit holds him very long.
_Arch._ Longer than usual, madam.----
_Lady B._ Where did his illness take him first, pray!
_Arch._ To-day, at church, madam.
_Lady B._ In what manner was he taken?
_Arch._ Very strangely, my lady. He was of a sudden touched with
something in his eyes, which at the first he only felt, but could not
tell whether 'twas pain or pleasure.
_Lady B._ Wind, nothing but wind.----Your master should never go without
a bottle to smell to----Oh!----he recovers----the lavender water----some
feathers to burn under his nose--Hungary water to rub his temples----Oh,
he comes to himself. Hem a little, sir, hem----Gipsey, bring the cordial
water. [AIMWELL _seems to awake in amaze_.
_Dor._ How do you, sir?
_Aim._ Where am I? [_Rising._
Sure I have passed the gulf of silent death,
And now am landed on the Elysian shore.
Behold the goddess of those happy plains,
Fair Proserpine--let me adore thy bright divinity.
[_Kneels to_ DORINDA, _and kisses her Hand_.
_Mrs. Sul._ So, so, so; I knew where the fit would end.
_Aim._ Eurydice, perhaps----
How could thy Orpheus keep his word,
And not look back upon thee;
No treasure but thyself could sure have brib'd him
To look one minute off thee.
_Lady B._ Delirious, poor gentleman.
_Arch._ Very delirious, madam, very delirious.
_Aim._ Martin's voice, I think.
_Arch._ Yes, my lord--How does your lordship?
_Lady B._ Lord! did you mind that, girls?
_Aim._ Where am I?
_Arch._ In very good hands, sir--You were taken just now with one of
your old fits, under the trees, just by this good lady's house; her
ladyship had you taken in, and has miraculously brought you to yourself,
as you see----
_Aim._ I am so confounded with shame, madam, that I can now only beg
pardon----And refer my acknowledgments for your ladyship's care till an
opportunity offers of making some amends--I dare be no longer
troublesome--Martin, give two guineas to the servants. [_Going._
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