The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts — John Shaqi
The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five actsFarquhar, George
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The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts
Farquhar, George
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy)
_Arch._ It will be sho wid you, cussen, if you don't immediately confess
the secret between you and Mrs. Gipsey--Lookye, sir, the gallows or the
secret, take your choice.
_Foig._ The gallows! upon my shoul I hate that shame gallows, for it
is a diseash dat is fatal to our family.--Vel den, there is nothing,
shentlemens, but Mrs. Sullen would spaak wid the count in her chamber
at midnight, and dere is no harm, joy, for I am to conduct the count to
the plaash myself.
_Arch._ As I guessed.----Have you communicated the matter to the count?
_Foig._ I have not sheen him since.
_Arch._ Right again; why then, doctor;--you shall conduct me to the lady
instead of the count.
_Foig._ Fat, my cussen to the lady! upon my shoul, gra, dat's too much
upon the brogue.
_Arch._ Come, come, doctor, consider we have got a rope about your neck,
and if you offer to squeak, we'll stop your windpipe, most certainly; we
shall have another job for you in a day or two, I hope.
_Aim._ Here's company coming this way; let's into my chamber, and there
concert our affairs further.
_Arch._ Come, my dear cussen, come along.
_Foig._ Arra, the devil taake our relashion. [_Exeunt._
_Enter_ BONIFACE, HOUNSLOW, _and_ BAGSHOT, _at one Door_,
GIBBET _at the opposite_.
_Gib._ Well, gentlemen, 'tis a fine night for our enterprize.
_Houns._ Dark as hell.
_Bag._ And blows like the devil: our landlord here has shown us the
window where we must break in, and tells us the plate stands in the
wainscot cupboard in the parlour.
_Bon._ Ay, ay, Mr. Bagshot, as the saying is, knives and forks, cups and
cans, tumblers and tankards.--There's one tankard, as the saying is,
that's near upon as big as me: it was a present to the 'squire from his
godmother, and smells of nutmeg and toast, like an East India ship.
_Houns._ Then you say we must divide at the stair-head.
_Bon._ Yes, Mr. Hounslow, as the saying is----at one end of the gallery
lies my Lady Bountiful and her daughter, and at the other, Mrs.
Sullen--as for the 'squire.----
_Gib._ He's safe enough; I have fairly entered him, and he's more than
half seas over already--But such a parcel of scoundrels are got about
him there, that, egad, I was ashamed to be seen in their company.
_Bon._ 'Tis now twelve, as the saying is--gentlemen, you must set out at
one.
_Gib._ Hounslow, do you and Bagshot see our arms fixed, and I'll come to
you presently.
_Houns. and Bag._ We will. [_Exeunt_ HOUNSLOW _and_ BAGSHOT.
_Gib._ Well, my dear Bonny, you assure me that Scrub is a coward.
_Bon._ A chicken, as the saying is--you'll have no creature to deal with
but the ladies.
_Gib._ And I can assure you, friend, there's a great deal of address
and good manners in robbing a lady: I am the most a gentleman that way
that ever travelled the road.--But, my dear Bonny, this prize will be a
galleon, a Vigo business----I warrant you, we shall bring off three or
four thousand pounds.
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