The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five actsFarquhar, George
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The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts
Farquhar, George
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy)
_Mrs. Sul._ No; I'm condemned to be alone till towards four, and then,
perhaps, I may be executed with his company.
_Dor._ Well, my dear, I'll leave you to your rest; you'll go directly to
bed, I suppose.
_Mrs. Sul._ I don't know what to do; heigho!
_Dor._ That's a desiring sigh, sister.
_Mrs. Sul._ This is a languishing hour, sister.
_Dor._ And might prove a critical minute, if the pretty fellow were
here.
_Mrs. Sul._ Here? what, in my bedchamber, at two o'clock i'th' morning,
I undressed, the family asleep, my hated husband abroad, and my lovely
fellow at my feet!----O, gad, sister!
_Dor._ Thoughts are free, sister, and them I allow you--So, my dear,
good night. [_Exit._
_Mrs. Sul._ A good rest to my dear Dorinda----Thoughts free! are they
so? why, then, suppose him here, dressed like a youthful, gay, and
burning bridegroom, [ARCHER _steals out of the Closet_.] with tongue
enchanting, eyes bewitching, knees imploring [_Turns a little on one
Side, and sees_ ARCHER _in the Posture she describes_.]--Ah! [_Shrieks,
and runs to the other Side of the Stage._]. Have my thoughts raised a
spirit? What are you, sir? a man, or a devil?
_Arch._ A man, a man, madam. [_Rising._
_Mrs. Sul._ How shall I be sure of it?
_Arch._ Madam, I'll give you demonstration this minute. [_Takes her
Hand._
_Mrs. Sul._ What, sir! do you intend to be rude?
_Arch._ Yes, madam, if you please.
_Mrs. Sul._ In the name of wonder, whence came ye?
_Arch._ From the skies, madam--I'm a Jupiter in love, and you shall be
my Alcmena.
_Mrs. Sul._ How came you in?
_Arch._ I flew in at the window, madam; your cousin Cupid lent me his
wings, and your sister Venus opened the casement.
_Mrs. Sul._ I'm struck dumb with admiration.
_Arch._ And I with wonder. [_Looks passionately at her._
_Mrs. Sul._ What will become of me?
_Arch._ How beautiful she looks!----the teeming jolly spring smiles in
her blooming face, and when she was conceived, her mother smelt to
roses, looked on lilies----
Lilies unfold their white, their fragrant charms,
When the warm sun thus darts into their arms. [_Runs to her._
_Mrs. Sul._ Ah! [_Shrieks._
_Arch._ Oons, madam, what do you mean? you'll raise the house.
_Mrs. Sul._ Sir, I'll wake the dead, before I bear this. What! approach
me with the freedoms of a keeper! I'm glad on't; your impudence has
cured me.
_Arch._ If this be impudence, [_Kneels._] I leave to your partial self;
no panting pilgrim, after a tedious, painful, voyage, e'er bowed before
his saint with more devotion.
_Mrs. Sul._ Now, now, I'm ruined if he kneels. [_Aside._] Rise, thou
prostrate engineer; not all thy undermining skill shall reach my heart.
Rise, and know that I am a woman, without my sex; I can love to all the
tenderness of wishes, sighs, and tears--But go no farther--Still, to
convince you that I'm more than woman, I can speak my frailty, confess
my weakness even for----But----
_Arch._ For me! [_Going to lay hold on her._
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