The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five actsFarquhar, George
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The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts
Farquhar, George
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy)
_Aim._ Good supper meat, I must confess----I can't eat beef, landlord.
_Arch._ And I hate pig.
_Aim._ Hold your prating, sirrah! do you know who you are? [_Aside._
_Bon._ Please to bespeak something else; I have every thing in the
house.
_Aim._ Have you any veal?
_Bon._ Veal, sir! we had a delicate loin of veal on Wednesday last.
_Aim._ Have you got any fish, or wild fowl?
_Bon._ As for fish, truly, sir, we are an inland town, and indifferently
provided with fish, that's the truth on't; but then for wild fowl!--We
have a delicate couple of rabbits.
_Aim._ Get me the rabbits fricasseed.
_Bon._ Fricasseed! Lard, sir, they'll eat much better smothered with
onions.
_Arch._ Pshaw! Rot your onions.
_Aim._ Again, sirrah;----Well, landlord, what you please; but hold, I
have a small charge of money, and your house is so full of strangers,
that I believe it may be safer in your custody than mine; for when this
fellow of mine gets drunk, he minds nothing--Here, sirrah, reach me the
strong box.
_Arch._ Yes, sir,----this will give us reputation. [_Aside.--Brings the
Box._
_Aim._ Here, landlord, the locks are sealed down, both for your security
and mine; it holds somewhat above two hundred pounds; if you doubt it,
I'll count it to you after supper: But be sure you lay it where I may
have it at a minute's warning: for my affairs are a little dubious at
present; perhaps I may be gone in half an hour, perhaps I may be your
guest till the best part of that be spent; and pray order your ostler to
keep my horses ready saddled: But one thing above the rest I must beg,
that you would let this fellow have none of your Anno Domini, as you
call it;--for he's the most insufferable sot----Here, sirrah, light me
to my chamber.
_Arch._ Yes, sir! [_Exit, lighted by_ ARCHER.
_Bon._ Cherry, daughter Cherry.
_Enter_ CHERRY.
_Cher._ D'ye call, father?
_Bon._ Ay, child, you must lay by this box for the gentleman, 'tis full
of money.
_Cher._ Money! all that money! why sure, father, the gentleman comes to
be chosen parliament man. Who is he?
_Bon._ I don't know what to make of him; he talks of keeping his horses
ready saddled, and of going, perhaps, at a minute's warning; or of
staying, perhaps, till the best part of this be spent.
_Cher._ Ay! ten to one, father, he's a highwayman.
_Bon._ A highwayman! upon my life, girl, you have hit it, and this box
is some new purchased booty.--Now, could we find him out, the money were
ours.
_Cher._ He don't belong to our gang.
_Bon._ What horses have they?
_Cher._ The master rides upon a black.
_Bon._ A black! ten to one the man upon the black mare: and since
he don't belong to our fraternity, we may betray him with a safe
conscience: I don't think it lawful to harbour any rogues but my own.
Lookye, child, as the saying is, we must go cunningly to work; proofs we
must have; the gentleman's servant loves drink; I'll ply him that way,
and ten to one he loves a wench; you must work him t'other way.
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