_Tom Johnson_, of the men's clothing department, was a busy man during the week of June 1st. Tom is a hard working member of the Manitoba Football Association and was on the reception committee from Manitoba to welcome the visiting aggregation of Scottish football experts. _Everyone regrets_ that we are losing Miss Netta McEwan, who will occupy an important position in the new Victoria store. Miss McEwan's pleasing personality has won her many friends during her years of association with us and we are, frankly, jealous of Victoria store. _Suppose Mr. Saalfeld_ would probably like to present us with a crate of retired eggs--one at a time--for saying so, but it just occurred to us that an advertisement of the following character should be productive of considerable business during the summer months: "_The Beauty Parlors announce for Wednesday a sale of stylish new moustaches. These will be made up for two simoleons, in color desired to match any facial decoration scheme--waxed, fitted and attached free of extra charge. Line forms on the left!_" _Miss Kandie, Miss Garnier and Miss Girourd_ have all left us, amid showers of confetti, during the last little while. Object, matrimony. [Illustration: Youthful Portrait No. 2] Who is it? If you "have a hunch" send in your guess and watch for name in the August issue. Listening-in at an H.B.C. Dance! (Imaginary Scraps of Desiccated Conversation Collected at a Company Dance). "_I have just two left open." "Say, isn't he lanky!" "Who is that dressed in Copen?" "There--I've lost my hankie!_" "_Hear that saxophone whine!" "Who's your friend, may I ask?" "Have yu tried the grape-vine?" "Whew! This three-step's some task!_" "_Now, you take a pace back." "See here--when do we eat?" "Like a sea-going hack-- "Stepped all over my feet!_" "_Such a long intermish!" "Do you wish lemonade?" "She's like Dorothy Gish." "Yes, that's imported Jade._" "_I could fox-trot all night." "And never grow weary!" "M-m-m! My face is a sight; "Slip me your puff, dearie._" "_There's those two, cheek to cheek!" "Ho! See that man bowing." "Now, don't jump when I speak-- But your ears are showing!_" "_'Home, Sweet Home!'--You live far?" "Why you're really so kind,-- But then Art. bro't his car; I am sure you won't mind._" --_From_ "Piebald Pomes and other Atrocities" by the Akoond of Swat. Joe Scott Tends Goal Against All-Stars By T. REITH Joe Scott was pleasantly surprised when he received a handsome gold watch fob bearing the following inscription: _Presented to Joseph Scott by his admirers in Hudson's Bay Store for splendid display as goalkeeper against Scottish All-Star Football Team,_ _Winnipeg, June 9th, 1921._ Joe is an esteemed member of our delivery department and was honored by Manitoba footballers in being chosen to keep goal for Manitoba against the visiting Scottish stars.