"A GATHERING OF HAPPINESS, A CONCENTRATION AND COMBINATION OF PLEASANT DETAILS, A THRONG OF GLAD FACES, A MUSTER OF ELATED HEARTS." _CHARLOTTE BRONTË_ THE BED-BOOK OF HAPPINESS Being a Colligation or Assemblage of Cheerful Writings brought together from many quarters into this one compass for the diversion, distraction, and delight of those who lie abed,--a friend to the invalid, a companion to the sleepless, an excuse to the tired, by HAROLD BEGBIE HODDER AND STOUGHTON LONDON NEW YORK TORONTO PRINTED IN 1914 BY HAZELL, WATSON AND VINEY, LD., LONDON AND AYLESBURY. _to_ _SIR JESSE BOOT_ _If, in my pages, those who suffer find Such cheer as warms your heart and lights your mind, Glad shall I be, but gladder, prouder too, If this my book become a friend like you_. _RONDEL_ _BESIDE YOUR BED I COME TO STAY WITH MAGIC MORE THAN HUMAN SKILL, MY PAGES RUN TO DO YOUR WILL, MY COVERS KEEP YOUR CARES AWAY. THE NURSE ARRIVES WITH LADEN TRAY, THE DOCTOR CANCELS DRAUGHT AND PILL; BESIDE YOUR BED I COME TO STAY WITH MAGIC MORE THAN HUMAN SKILL. AND YOU THRO' FAERY LANDS WILL STRAY, AT LAUGHTER'S FOUNTAIN DRINK YOUR FILL, FOR THO' YOUR BODY CRY "I'M ILL!" YOUR MIND WILL DANCE FROM NIGHT TO DAY. BESIDE YOUR BED I COME TO STAY WITH MAGIC MORE THAN HUMAN SKILL_. THE RENDERING OF THANKS To Mr. Austin Dobson and his publishers, Messrs. Kegan Paul, Trench, Trübner & Co., Ltd. To Mr. R.A. Streatfeild, Mr. Henry Festing Jones, and Mr. A.C. Fifield, the publisher, for permission to make use of "The Note Books of Samuel Butler." To Mr. W. Aldis Wright and Messrs. Macmillan for my quotations from "The Letters of Edward FitzGerald." To Mr. E.I. Carlyle, author of "The Life of William Cobbett." To Sir Herbert Stephen and Messrs. Bowes & Bowes of Cambridge for permission to include verses from the "Lapsus Calami" of J.K. Stephen. To Mrs. Hole, Mr. G.A.B. Dewar, and Messrs. George Allen & Co., for my quotations from Mr. Dewar's "The Letters of Samuel Reynolds Hole." To Messrs. Chatto & Windus for my extracts from the Works of Mark Twain. To Sir Isaac Pitman & Sons for permission to make a quotation from "Mrs. Brookfield and her Circle." To Messrs. Constable & Co. for my raid on the "Letters of T.E. Brown." To Messrs. George Bell & Son for the verses taken from C.S. Calverley's "Fly Leaves." To Mr. E.V. Lucas, prince of anthologists, for the liberal use I have made of his "Life of Charles Lamb." To Mr. G.K. Chesterton, and his publishers, Messrs. Methuen, Mr. Duckworth, Mr. J.M. Dent, and Mr. John Lane. To Messrs. Smith, Elder & Co. (_the owners of the copyright_) for permission to include letters of Thackeray to Mrs. Brookfield. To Messrs. Gibbings & Co. for my extracts from the admirable translation of Sainte-Beuve. And to all authors, living and dead, who have assembled in this place to entertain the sick and the weary. H.B. FOREWORD