The Bedford-Row ConspiracyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Bedford-Row Conspiracy
Thackeray, William Makepeace
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Lucy cried out that it was her aunt's carriage, and they all saw Mr.
Scully come out, bare-headed, in the sunshine, and my Lady descend, and
the pair go into the house. They meanwhile entered by Mr. Perkins's own
private door, and had been occupied in examining the delightful rooms
on the ground-floor, which were to be his dining-room and library--from
which they ascended a stair to visit the other two rooms, which were to
form Mrs. John Perkins's drawing-room and bedroom. Now whether it was
that they trod softly, or that the stairs were covered with a grand new
carpet and drugget, as was the case, or that the party within were too
much occupied in themselves to heed any outward disturbances, I know
not; but Lucy, who was advancing with John (he was saying something
about one of the apartments, the rogue!)--Lucy started and whispered,
“There is somebody in the rooms!” and at that instant began the speech
already reported, “THANK YOU, THANK YOU, DEAR MR. SCULLY,” etc. etc.,
which was delivered by Lady Gorgon in a full clear voice; for, to do her
Ladyship justice, SHE had not one single grain of love for Mr. Scully,
and during the delivery of her little oration, was as cool as the
coolest cucumber.
Then began the impassioned rejoinder, to which the four listened on
the landing-place; and then the little “William,” as narrated above: at
which juncture Mr. Crampton thought proper to rattle at the door, and,
after a brief pause, to enter with his party.
“William” had had time to bounce off his knees, and was on a chair at
the other end of the room.
“What, Lady Gorgon!” said Mr. Crampton, with excellent surprise, “how
delighted I am to see you! Always, I see employed in works of charity”
(the chapel-of-ease paper was on her knees), “and on such an occasion,
too,--it is really the most wonderful coincidence! My dear madam, here
is a silly fellow, a nephew of mine, who is going to marry a silly girl,
a niece of your own.”
“Sir, I--” began Lady Gorgon, rising.
“They heard every word,” whispered Mr. Crampton eagerly. “Come forward,
Mr. Perkins, and show yourself.” Mr. Perkins made a genteel bow. “Miss
Lucy, please to shake hands with your aunt; and this, my dear madam, is
Mrs. Biggs, of Mecklenburgh Square, who, if she were not too old, might
marry a gentleman in the Treasury, who is your very humble servant.” And
with this gallant speech, old Mr. Crampton began helping everybody to
sherry and cake.
As for William Pitt Scully, he had disappeared, evaporated, in the
most absurd sneaking way imaginable. Lady Gorgon made good her retreat
presently, with much dignity, her countenance undismayed, and her face
turned resolutely to the foe.
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