_Enter_ Filch.
_Filch_. Sir, _Black Moll_ hath sent word her Trial comes on in the
Afternoon, and she hopes you will order Matters so as to bring her off.
_Peachum_. As the Wench is very active and industrious, you may satisfy
her that I’ll soften the Evidence.
_Filch_. _Tom Gagg_, Sir, is found guilty.
_Peachum_. A lazy Dog! When I took him the time before, I told him what
he would come to if he did not mend his Hand. This is Death without
Reprieve. I may venture to Book him [_writes_.] For _Tom Gagg_, forty
Pounds. Let _Betty Sly_ know that I’ll save her from Transportation, for
I can get more by her staying in _England_.
_Filch_. _Betty_ hath brought more Goods into our Lock to-year than any
five of the Gang; and in truth, ’tis a pity to lose so good a Customer.
_Peachum_. If none of the Gang take her off, she may, in the common
course of Business, live a Twelve-month longer. I love to let Women
scape. A good Sportsman always lets the Hen Partridges fly, because the
Breed of the Game depends upon them. Besides, here the Law allows us no
Reward; there is nothing to be got by the Death of Women—except our
Wives.
_Filch_. Without dispute, she is a fine Woman! ’Twas to her I was
obliged for my Education, and (to say a bold Word) she hath trained up
more young Fellows to the Business than the Gaming table.
_Peachum_. Truly, _Filch_, thy Observation is right. We and the
Surgeons are more beholden to Women than all the Professions besides.
AIR II. The bonny gray-ey’d Morn, &c.
Filch. _’Tis Woman that seduces all Mankind_,
_By her we first were taught the wheedling Arts_:
_Her very Eyes can cheat_; _when most she’s kind_,
_She tricks us of our Money with our Hearts_.
_For her_, _like Wolves by Night we roam for Prey_,
_And practise ev’ry Fraud to bribe her Charms_;
_For Suits of Love_, _like Law_, _are won by Pay_,
_And Beauty must be fee’d into our Arms_.
_Peachum_. But make haste to _Newgate_, Boy, and let my Friends know
what I intend; for I love to make them easy one way or other.
_Filch_. When a Gentleman is long kept in suspence, Penitence may break
his Spirit ever after. Besides, Certainty gives a Man a good Air upon
his Trial, and makes him risk another without Fear or Scruple. But I’ll
away, for ’tis a Pleasure to be the Messenger of Comfort to Friends in
Affliction.
[_Exit_ Filch.
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