_Lucy_. Yonder is my Father—perhaps this way we may light upon the
Ordinary, who shall try if you will be as good as your Word.—For I long
to be made an honest Woman.
[_Exeunt_.
_Enter_ Peachum _and_ Lockit _with an Account-Book_.
_Lockit_. In this last Affair, Brother _Peachum_, we are agreed. You
have consented to go halves in _Macheath_.
_Peachum_. We shall never fall out about an Execution—But as to that
Article, pray how stands our last Year’s Account?
_Lockit_. If you will run your Eye over it, you’ll find ’tis fair and
clearly stated.
_Peachum_. This long Arrear of the Government is very hard upon us! Can
it be expected that we would hang our Acquaintance for nothing, when our
Betters will hardly save theirs without being paid for it. Unless the
People in Employment pay better, I promise them for the future, I shall
let other Rogues live besides their own.
_Lockit_. Perhaps, Brother, they are afraid these Matters may be carried
too far. We are treated too by them with Contempt, as if our Profession
were not reputable.
_Peachum_. In one respect indeed our Employment may be reckon’d
dishonest, because, like Great Statesmen, we encourage those who betray
their Friends.
_Lockit_. Such Language, Brother, any where else, might turn to your
Prejudice. Learn to be more guarded, I beg you.
AIR XXIX. How happy are we, &c.
_When you censure the Age_,
_Be cautious and sage_,
_Lest the Courtiers offended should be_:
_If you mention Vice or Bribe_,
_’Tis so pat to all the Tribe_;
_Each cries_—_That was levell’d at me_.
_Peachum_. Here’s poor _Ned Clincher’s_ Name, I see. Sure, Brother
_Lockit_, there was a little unfair Proceeding in _Ned’s_ Case: for he
told me in the Condemn’d Hold, that for Value receiv’d, you had promis’d
him a Session or two longer without Molestation.
_Lockit_. Mr. _Peachum_—this is the first time my Honour was ever call’d
in Question.
_Peachum_. Business is at an end—if once we act dishonourably.
_Lockit_. Who accuses me?
_Peachum_. You are warm, Brother.
_Lockit_. He that attacks my Honour, attacks my Livelihood.—And this
Usage—Sir—is not to be borne.
_Peachum_. Since you provoke me to speak—I must tell you too, that Mrs.
_Coaxer_ charges you with defrauding her of her Information-Money, for
the apprehending of curl-pated _Hugh_. Indeed, indeed, Brother, we must
punctually pay our Spies, or we shall have no Information.
_Lockit_. Is this Language to me, Sirrah,—who have sav’d you from the
Gallows, Sirrah!
[_Collaring each other_.
_Peachum_. If I am hang’d, it shall be for ridding the World of an
arrant Rascal.
_Lockit_. This Hand shall do the Office of the Halter you deserve, and
throttle you—you Dog!—
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