_Peachum_. But, Brother, it is impossible for us now to enter upon this
Affair,—We should have the whole Day before us.—Besides, the Account of
the last Half Year’s Plate is in a Book by itself, which lies at the
other Office.
_Lockit_. Bring us then more Liquor—To-day shall be for
Pleasure—To-morrow for Business—Ah, Brother, those Daughters of ours are
two slippery Hussies—Keep a watchful Eye upon _Polly_, and _Macheath_ in
a Day or two shall be our own again.
AIR XLIV. Down in the North Country, &c.
Lockit. _What Gudgeons are we Men_!
_Ev’ry Woman’s easy Prey_.
_Though we have felt the Hook_, _agen_
_We bite and they betray_.
_The Bird that hath been trapt_,
_When he hears his calling Mate_,
_To her he flies_, _again he’s clapt_
_Within the wiry Grate_.
_Peachum_. But what signifies catching the Bird, if your Daughter _Lucy_
will set open the Door of the Cage?
_Lockit_. If men were answerable for the Follies and Frailties of their
Wives and Daughters, no Friends could keep a good Correspondence together
for two Days.—This in unkind of you, Brother; for among good Friends,
what they say or do goes for nothing.
_Enter a Servant_.
_Servant_. Sir, here’s Mrs. _Diana Trapes_ wants to speak with you.
_Peachum_. Shall we admit her, Brother _Lockit_?
_Lockit_. By all means,—She’s a good Customer, and a fine-spoken
Woman—And a Woman who drinks and talks so freely, will enliven the
Conversation.
_Peachum_. Desire her to walk in.
[_Exit Servant_.
Peachum, Lockit, _Mrs._ Trapes.
_Peachum_. Dear Mrs. _Dye_, your Servant—One may know by your Kiss, that
your Ginn is excellent.
_Mrs. Trapes_. I was always very curious in my Liquors.
_Lockit_. There is no perfum’d Breath like it—I have been long
acquainted with the Flavour of those Lips—Han’t I, Mrs. _Dye_.
_Mrs. Trapes_. Fill it up—I take as large Draughts of Liquor, as I did
of Love.—I hate a Flincher in either.
AIR XLV. A Shepherd kept Sheep, &c.
_In the Days of my Youth I could bill like a Dove_, fa, la, la, &c.
_Like a Sparrow at all times was ready for Love_, fa, la, la, &c.
_The Life of all Mortals in Kissing should pass_,
_Lip to Lip while we’re young_—_then the Lip to the Glass_, fa, la,
&c.
But now, Mr. _Peachum_, to our Business.—If you have Blacks of any kind,
brought in of late; Mantoes—Velvet Scarfs—Petticoats—Let it be what it
will—I am your Chap—for all my Ladies are very fond of Mourning.
_Peachum_. Why, look ye, Mrs. _Dye_—you deal so hard with us, that we
can afford to give the Gentlemen, who venture their Lives for the Goods,
little or nothing.
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