But really, Husband, you should not be too hard-hearted, for you never
had a finer, braver set of Men than at present. We have not had a Murder
among them all, these seven Months. And truly, my Dear, that is a great
Blessing.
_Peachum_. What a dickens is the Woman always a whimpring about Murder
for? No Gentleman is ever look’d upon the worse for killing a Man in his
own Defence; and if Business cannot be carried on without it, what would
you have a Gentleman do?
_Mrs. Peachum_. If I am in the wrong, my Dear, you must excuse me, for
no body can help the Frailty of an over-scrupulous Conscience.
_Peachum_. Murder is as fashionable a Crime as a Man can be guilty of.
How many fine Gentlemen have we in _Newgate_ every Year, purely upon that
Article! If they have wherewithal to persuade the Jury to bring it in
Manslaughter, what are they the worse for it? So, my Dear, have done
upon this Subject. Was Captain _Macheath_ here this Morning, for the
Bank-Notes he left with you last Week?
_Mrs. Peachum_. Yes, my Dear; and though the Bank hath stopt Payment, he
was so chearful and so agreeable! Sure there is not a finer Gentleman
upon the Road than the Captain! if he comes from _Bagshot_ at any
reasonable Hour, he hath promis’d to make one this Evening with _Polly_
and me, and _Bob Booty_ at a Party of Quadrille. Pray, my Dear, is the
Captain rich?
_Peachum_. The Captain keeps too good Company ever to grow rich.
_Marybone_ and the Chocolate-houses are his Undoing. The Man that
proposes to get Money by play should have the Education of a fine
Gentleman, and be train’d up to it from his Youth.
_Mrs. Peachum_. Really, I am sorry upon _Polly’s_ Account the Captain
hath not more Discretion. What Business hath he to keep Company with
Lords and Gentlemen? he should leave them to prey upon one another.
_Peachum_. Upon _Polly’s_ Account! What, a Plague, does the Woman
mean?—Upon _Polly’s_ Account!
_Mrs. Peachum_. Captain _Macheath_ is very fond of the Girl.
_Peachum_. And what then?
_Mrs. Peachum_. If I have any Skill in the Ways of Women, I am sure
_Polly_ thinks him a very pretty Man.
_Peachum_. And what then? You would not be so mad to have the Wench
marry him! Gamesters and Highwaymen are generally very good to their
Whores, but they are very Devils to their Wives.
_Mrs. Peachum_. But if _Polly_ should be in Love, how should we help
her, or how can she help herself? Poor Girl, I am in the utmost Concern
about her.
AIR IV. Why is your faithful Slave disdain’d? &c.
_If Love the Virgin’s Heart invade_,
_How_, _like a Moth_, _the simple Maid_
_Still plays about the Flame_!
_If soon she be not made a Wife_,
_Her Honour’s sing’d_, _and then for Life_,
_She’s_—_what I dare not name_.
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