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Evidently the question had been an absurd one. We gathered this from
the tone of derision with which it was repeated, and we promptly showed
our appreciation of its absurdity by grinning. We marvelled at Ed's
obtuseness. Not to recognize this round-faced old man in the dark-blue
suit as the very incarnation of war could only be downright stupidity.
"Was I ever in a battle?" he inquired with deliberate sarcasm. "Well,
I don't know what _you_ call a battle, but what do you think of a
hundred an' thirty guns on one hill an' eighty guns on another hill,
all blazing away at each other like Sancho?"
We thought well of it. It seemed to us a very respectable battle. But
Ed Mason was destined to put his foot in it again. He held up the
little pine musket.
"Guns like this?" he queried.
The old fellow looked at Ed for a moment. Then he turned his gaze
toward Jimmy and me and shook his head sorrowfully.
"No, not guns like that. Them's what the infantry has. A hundred an'
thirty of them against eighty wouldn't be no battle. 'Twould be a
squeamish. An' a darned small one at that. I mean _guns_. Don't you
know what guns be?"
Jimmy Toppan spoke.
"Oh, I know! Cannons. Like the one they fired last Fourth of July, down
at the foot of River Street."
"Yes, that's the kind, I guess. I wa'n't there. Dave Hunt was doin'
that. I see in the paper they called him 'Gunner David Hunt.' I nearly
bust over that. 'Gunner David Hunt'!"
He rocked forward and back on the bench, chuckling and repeating,
"_Gunner_ David Hunt!" from time to time.
"Why, where do you think he was durin' the whole war?"
We could not imagine.
"Down in Boston Harbor--that's where he was. Why, he never smelled
powder in his life!"
This seemed extraordinary to me. I had seen "Gunner David Hunt" on that
Fourth of July, and if he hadn't smelled powder that day, he must have
been suffering with a fearful cold. I had smelled it distinctly; even
kept, as I was, at a discreet distance. For Mr. Hunt, working with the
greatest activity in the midst of clouds of smoke, not to have detected
the odor struck me as amazing. I was incautious enough to point out my
impressions to the old fellow in blue.
He rewarded me with another such look of scorn as that with which he
greeted Ed's mistake about the guns.
"He never smelled powder, I tell yer. That means he never heard a
shot fired in anger. He may have fired some of them guns down in that
fort in Boston Harbor, at a hogshead floatin' in the water, jus'
for practice. But he never stood up against the enemy an' give 'em
back shot for shot. An' the paper called him '_Gunner_ Hunt'! Oh, my
Chris'mas!"
He rocked forward and back again, and laughed long and heartily. As it
seemed to be the proper thing to do, all three of us laughed, as well
as we could, over the presumption of Mr. Hunt.
Then the soldier became serious. He took his walking-stick, held it out
at arm's length, and pointed across the pond.
"Do you see that Court House over there?"
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