Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; London (England) -- Drama; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; Married people -- Drama
_Silv._ Oh, my Lady, we shall have company enough in a trice; if your
carriage is seen at my door, no other will pass it, I am sure.
_1st Lady._ Familiar Monster! [_Aside._] That's a beautiful Diana, Mr.
Silvertongue; but in the name of Wonder, how came Actæon to be placed on
the top of a House?
_Silv._ That's a David and Bathsheba, Ma'am.
_Lady._ Oh, I crave their pardon!----I remember the Names, but know
nothing of the Story.
_More Company enters._
_1st Gent._ Was not that Lady Frances Touchwood, coming up with Mrs.
Racket?
_2d Gent._ I think so;----yes, it is, faith.----Let us go nearer.
_Enter Lady_ Frances, _Mrs._ Racket, _and Miss_ Ogle.
_Silv._ Yes, Sir, this is to be the first Lot:--the Model of a City, in
wax.
_2d Gent._ The Model of a City! What City?
_Silv._ That I have not been able to discover; but call it Rome, Pekin,
or London, 'tis still a City: you'll find in it the same jarring
interests, the same passions, the same virtues, and the same vices,
whatever the name.
_Gent._ You may as well present us a Map of _Terra Incognita_.
_Silv._ Oh, pardon me, Sir! a lively imagination would convert this
waxen City into an endless and interesting amusement. For instance--look
into this little House on the right-hand; there are four old Prudes in
it, taking care of their Neighbours Reputations. This elegant Mansion
on the left, decorated with Corinthian pillars--who needs be told that
it belongs to a Court Lord, and is the habitation of Patriotism,
Philosophy, and Virtue? Here's a City Hall--the rich steams that
issue from the windows, nourish a neighbouring Work-House. Here's a
Church--we'll pass over that, the doors are shut. The Parsonage-house
comes next;--we'll take a peep here, however.--Look at the Doctor! he's
asleep on a volume of Toland; whilst his Lady is putting on _rouge_ for
the Masquerade.--Oh! oh! this can be no English City; our Parsons are
all orthodox, and their Wives the daughters of Modesty and Meekness.
_Lady_ Frances _and Miss_ Ogle _come forward, followed by_
Courtall.
_Lady Fran._ I wish Sir George was here.----This man follows me about,
and stares at me in such a way, that I am quite uneasy.
_Miss Ogle._ He has travell'd, and is heir to an immense estate; so he's
impertinent by Patent.
_Court._ You are very cruel, Ladies. Miss Ogle--you will not let me
speak to you. As to this little scornful Beauty, she has frown'd me dead
fifty times.
_Lady Fran._ Sir--I am a married Woman. (_Confus'd._)
_Court._ A married Woman! a good hint. (_Aside._) 'Twould be a shame if
such a charming Woman was not married. But I see you are a Daphne just
come from your sheep, and your meadows; your crook, and your waterfalls.
Pray now, who is the happy Damon, to whom you have vow'd eternal truth
and constancy?
_Miss Ogle._ 'Tis Lady Frances Touchwood, Mr. Courtall, to whom you are
speaking.
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