Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; London (England) -- Drama; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; Married people -- Drama
_Sav._ Such a woman as Lady Frances Touchwood, Sir.
_Court._ Oh, you are grave, Sir; I remember you was an Adorer of
her's--Why didn't you marry her?
_Sav._ I had not the arrogance to look so high--Had my fortune been
worthy of her, she should not have been ignorant of my admiration.
_Court._ Precious fellow! What, I suppose you would not dare tell her
now that you admire her?
_Sav._ No, nor you.
_Court._ By the Lord, I have told her so.
_Sav._ Have! Impossible!
_Court._ Ha! ha! ha!--Is it so?
_Sav._ How did she receive the declaration?
_Court._ Why, in the old way; blushed, and frowned, and said she was
married.
_Sav._ What amazing things thou art capable of! I could more easily
have taken the Pope by the beard, than prophaned her ears with such a
declaration.
_Court._ I shall meet her at Lady Brilliant's to-night, where I shall
repeat it; and I'll lay my life, under a mask, she'll hear it all
without blush, or frown.
_Sav._ (_rising_) 'Tis false, Sir!--She won't.
_Court._ She will! (_rising_) Nay, I'd venture to lay a round sum, that
I prevail on her to go out with me----only to taste the fresh air, I
mean.
_Sav._ Preposterous vanity! From this moment I suspect that half the
victories you have boasted, are false and slanderous, as your pretended
influence with Lady Frances.
_Court._ Pretended!--How should such a Fellow as you, now, who never
soared beyond a cherry-cheeked Daughter of a Ploughman in Norfolk, judge
of the influence of a Man of my Figure and Habits? I could shew thee
a list, in which there are names to shake thy faith in the whole
sex!--and, to that list I have no doubt of adding the name of Lady----
_Sav._ Hold, Sir! My ears cannot bear the profanation;--you cannot--dare
not approach her!--For your soul you dare not mention Love to her! Her
look would freeze the word, whilst it hovered on thy licentious lips!
_Court._ Whu! whu! Well, we shall see--this evening, by Jupiter, the
trial shall be made--if I fail--I fail.
_Sav._ I think thou darest not!--But my life, my honour on her purity.
[_Exit_ Saville.
_Court._ Hot-headed fool! But since he has brought it to this point, by
Gad I'll try what can be done with her Ladyship (_musing_)--(_rings_)
She's frost-work, and the prejudices of education yet strong: _ergo_,
passionate professions will only inflame her pride, and put her on her
guard.--For other arts then!
_Enter_ Dick.
Dick, do you know any of the servants at Sir George Touchwood's?
_Dick._ Yes, Sir; I knows the Groom, and one of the House-maids: for the
matter-o'-that, she's my own Cousin; and it was my Mother that holp'd
her to the place.
_Court._ Do you know Lady Frances's Maid?
_Dick._ I can't say as how I know she.
_Court._ Do you know Sir George's Valet?
_Dick._ No, Sir; but Sally is very thick with Mr. Gibson, Sir George's
Gentleman.
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