Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; London (England) -- Drama; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; Married people -- Drama
_Har._ Stop a moment.--Stop, I say! What, you won't? Very well--if I
don't play you a trick for this, may I never be a Grand-father! I'll
plot _with_ Letty now, and not against her; aye, hang me if I don't.
There's something in my head, that shall tingle in his heart.--He shall
have a lecture upon impatience, that I foresee he'll be the better for
as long as he lives. [_Exit._
Saville _comes forward with other Masks_.
_Sav._ Flutter, come with us; we're going to raise a laugh at
Courtall's.
_Flut._ With all my heart. "Live to Live," was my Father's motto: "Live
to Laugh," is mine. [_Exit._
SCENE----Courtall's.
_Enter_ Kitty _and_ Courtall.
_Kitty._ Where have you brought me, Sir George? This is not our home.
_Court._ 'Tis _my_ home, beautiful Lady Frances! [_Kneels, and takes off
his Mask._] Oh, forgive the ardency of my passion, which has compell'd
me to deceive you.
_Kitty._ Mr. Courtall! what will become of me?
_Court._ Oh, say but that you pardon the Wretch who adores you. Did you
but know the agonizing tortures of my heart, since I had the felicity of
conversing with you this morning----or the despair that now--[_Knock._]
_Kitty._ Oh! I'm undone!
_Court._ Zounds! my dear Lady Frances. I am not at home. Rascal! do you
hear?----Let no body in; I am not at home.
_Serv._ [_Without_] Sir, I told the Gentlemen so.
_Court._ Eternal curses! they are coming up. Step into this room,
adorable Creature! _one_ moment; I'll throw them out of the window if
they stay three. [_Exit_ Kitty; _through the back scene_.
_Enter_ Saville, Flutter, _and Masks_.
_Flut._ O Gemini! beg the Petticoat's pardon.--Just saw a corner of it.
_1st Mask._ No wonder admittance was so difficult. I thought you took us
for Bailiffs.
_Court._ Upon my soul, I am devilish glad to see you--but you perceive
how I am circumstanc'd. Excuse me at this moment.
_2d Mask._ Tell us who 'tis then.
_Court._ Oh, fie!
_Flut._ We won't blab.
_Court._ I can't, upon honour.--Thus far--She's a Woman of the first
Character and Rank. Saville, [_takes him aside_] have I influence, or
have I not?
_Sav._ Why, sure, you do not insinuate--
_Court._ No, not insinuate, but swear, that she's now in my
bed-chamber:--by gad, I don't deceive you.--There's Generalship, you
Rogue! Such an humble, distant, sighing Fellow as thou art, at the end
of a six-months siege, would have _boasted_ of a kiss from her
glove.----I only give the signal, and--pop!--she's in my arms.
_Sav._ What, Lady Fran----
_Court._ Hush! You shall see her name to-morrow morning in red letters
at the end of my list. Gentlemen, you must excuse me now. Come and drink
chocolate at twelve, but--
_Sav._ Aye, let us go, out of respect to the Lady:--'tis a Person of
Rank.
_Flut._ Is it?--Then I'll have a peep at her. (_Runs to the door in the
back Scene._)
_Court._ This is too much, Sir. (_Trying to prevent him._)
_1st Mask._ By Jupiter, we'll all have a peep.
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