The Belles of Canterbury: A Chaucer Tale Out of SchoolStewart, Anna Bird
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The Belles of Canterbury: A Chaucer Tale Out of School
Stewart, Anna Bird
American drama -- 20th century
"Hang Geof Chaucer on a sour apple tree,
Hang Geof Chaucer on a sour apple tree,
Hang Geof Chaucer on a sour apple tree,
Our teacher marks us on!"
(_exit as she sings_)
(_The curtain in front of the bookcase shakes more violently than before.
Then from behind the curtain comes the voice of the_ WIFE OF BATH.)
WIFE. Ladies, I prithee harkneth for the best.
Can Chaucer's children swich words hear, and rest?
This is the point, to speken short and pleyn,
We, one and all, were used with desdeyn.
(_She comes out of the bookcase_.)
Come forth and whan we've made our reckoning
That girl perchance another tune will sing.
(_Enter the_ PRIORESS.)
What word, sweet Eglantine, would you employ
To tell us of your vengeful wrath?
PRIORESS. (_with deep intensity_) St. Loy!
WIFE. Then Chaucer's uttered sooth about her oath!
Odsbodikins! That cannot do us both!
PRIORESS. Come hider, my two nonnes to my side,
Till that my mighty anger shall subside.
(_Enter two_ NUNS _who stand on either side of the_ PRIORESS.)
That girl, alas! hath made my speech too tarte
Who once was conscience al and tendre herte.
O Emelye, whose hair is in a tresse
Behynd your back, a yarde long.
WIFE. (_aside_) I guesse.
(_Enter_ EMILY.)
PRIORESS. O Emelye, let that hair's golden ray
Shine on our vengeance ere another day.
EMILY. The path of duty plain is to be seen.
(_Enter_ HIPPOLYTA, _the queen._)
EMILY. Ladies, this is Hippolyta, the queen.
(_They all bow, the_ PRIORESS _with delicate grace, the_ WIFE _with a
clumsy courtesy_.)
EMILY. My sister is a famous Amazon.
HIPPOLYTA. I have no grievance, but I want the fun.
PRIORESS. In courtesye lay ever my desire.
(_Aside to_ NUNS.)
How charming with a real queen to conspire.
FIRST NUN. Madame, your smiling is full simple.
SECOND NUN. And coy.
WIFE. Come, how can we that saucy wight destroy?
EMILY. (_musingly_)
She, as a servant, would befit my station.
FIRST NUN. (_to_ PRIORESS) Or feed your hounds.
(_The_ SECOND NUN _nods in agreement_.)
PRIORESS. (_catching sight of the_ WIFE'S _look of disapproval--aside_)
Or scour _her_ reputation!
WIFE. Pray, madam, if it's all the same to you
Perhaps the rest would like a word or two.
PRIORESS. I fear you ask too little, for I know
That you have answered "yes" five times or so!
WIFE. A spiteful thing! Perhaps if you'd had _one_,
He might have taught you how to curb your tongue.
(_There is a weak cry from the bookcase._)
EMILY. Surely 'twas not to quarrel that we came.
(_A second cry from the bookcase_)
PRIORESS. Hark. 'Tis a voice I hardly dare to name.
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