The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three Acts — John Shaqi
The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
English drama -- 19th century
[_To_ JUSTINA, _who rises_.] Go away! You can sit by and assist at the
telling of a story of this nature, single woman that you are! [JUSTINA
_walks away_.] What did I prophesy? Years ago, what did I prophesy?
[_To_ MRS. EMPTAGE.] Now, pray, how do you like seeing your children
dabbling their hands in this—this pig-pail?
[CLAUDE _enters_.
CLAUDE.
Fraser and Theo——
MRS. EMPTAGE.
[_Rising._] Ah!
CLAUDE.
Just come in.
[MRS. CLOYS _walks away_; CLAUDE _joins_ JUSTINA.]
MRS. EMPTAGE.
[_Repressing her excitement._] Sssh, sssh, sssh! Let nobody make a fuss;
Alec hates a fuss!
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
No fuss, but some one ought to play “See the Conquering Hero——!” Theo is
so fond of a little fun—genuine fun!
[_He seats himself at the piano and fingers out the air
laboriously._ THEOPHILA _and her husband enter. She is
an elegantly-dressed, still girlish, woman of
seven-and-twenty; he a good-looking, undemonstrative man
of about five-and-thirty. Both are pale, weary-looking,
and subdued._ FRASER _is gloved and frock-coated_;
THEOPHILA _is in her bonnet and cape_.
MRS. EMPTAGE.
[_Her hands twitching._] Well, pet?
THEOPHILA.
[_Kissing her mother in a spiritless way._] Well, mother dear?
[THEOPHILA _goes to_ JUSTINA _and_ CLAUDE _and kisses them,
silently_.
MRS. EMPTAGE.
[_Shaking hands with_ FRASER.] A hundred thousand congratulations, Alec.
FRASER.
[_Biting his lip._] Thanks. [_Standing at the further end of the piano,
to_ SIR FLETCHER.] Do you mind _not_ playing?
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
[_Rising and singing._] “See the Conquering He—ro co—o—o—o—o—o—um—ms—!”
Not hero—heroes. No, hero and heroine!
[THEOPHILA _comes to him and kisses him in the same
impassive fashion_.
THEOPHILA.
[_Quietly._] Much obliged to you for sticking to me, the last two days,
uncle.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
My dear, as a matter of fact, I’ve enjoyed myself in Court. I am not
exaggerating—enjoyed myself.
MRS. EMPTAGE.
Theo, your aunt Harriet——
THEOPHILA.
[_Turning._] Aunt——! [_Advancing slowly to meet_ MRS. CLOYS—_a little
dazed_.] I saw a figure; I—I thought it was Kitty. Why, aunt——!
[_They shake hands._
MRS. CLOYS.
[_Looking into her face, earnestly._] You’re tired—quite done.
THEOPHILA.
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