The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
English drama -- 19th century
[_Addressing_ MRS. CLOYS.] Mrs. Cloys, it is only fair to you that I
should say at once that I don’t expect Mrs. Fraser’s relatives to treat
me at all tenderly over the painful proceedings which terminated to-day.
[MRS. CLOYS _bows stiffly_; SIR FLETCHER _eyes her anxiously_.] So I beg
that you will speak before me entirely without reserve. [_Looking at_
JOHN.] It is my husband’s wish that you should do so.
JOHN.
Certainly.
[MRS. CLOYS _and_ SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD _sit staring before
them in a glassy way_; OLIVE _again glances at_ JOHN,
_puzzled_.
OLIVE.
[_A little impatiently._] Naturally, Mrs. Cloys, I can’t think that you
have taken this inconvenient journey to-night without some very special,
some very definite object.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
Er—so far as I am concerned, the object of my visit is in a great part
attained when I have given Mr. Allingham my assurance that only absolute
proof of his unworthiness will ever induce me to withdraw my friendship
from him. I am nothing if not a just man——
JOHN.
Genuinely obliged to you, Sir Fletcher.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
Oh, I am not ashamed of my simple faith in young English manhood and in
the efficacy of a training at one of our most honoured public schools.
True, I was never a public-school boy myself——
CLAUDE.
[_Leaning on a chair near the window, with his back to those in the
room._] Ha!
[_All turn their heads towards_ CLAUDE, _surprised_.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
[_Rising, and going to_ CLAUDE.] No, but I am still capable of rejoicing
when I see the traditions of popular British institutions worthily
upheld. The world was my public school——
OLIVE.
[_Changing her position._] Mrs. Cloys——
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
[_Eyeing_ OLIVE, _and returning quickly_.] Er—is there a question more
vital, more absorbing, than this great vexed question of Education? Is
there a question which calls more imperatively upon the attention of
thinking men——?
OLIVE.
[_Turning to him with a forced smile._] But, Sir Fletcher, you surely
haven’t brought Mrs. Cloys all the way to Epsom that she may hear you
discuss Education with my husband?
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
[_Disconcerted._] No, no. Good! ha, ha! good! Excellent! Er——
[_Suddenly._] Now, this cottage—I wonder whether I may ask how many
rooms?
OLIVE.
How many rooms!
JOHN.
Twelve.
OLIVE.
[_Between her teeth._] Twelve.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
The reason I put the question is this: my dear brother-in-law, the
bishop——
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