The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three Acts — John Shaqi
The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
English drama -- 19th century
[_To_ CLAUDE.] You did wait then, in spite of Theo’s orders?
CLAUDE.
No, not in Court. I hung about outside, with Uncle Fletcher, to hear the
result. [_Sitting, with a little groan._] Oh!
MRS. QUINTON TWELVES.
I must say, Claude, the victory hasn’t left you very cheerful.
CLAUDE.
Cheerful! Think of the day I’ve spent!
MRS. QUINTON TWELVES.
_You’ve_ spent!
CLAUDE.
Theophila’s brother! [_Pointing into space._] The brother of Mrs. Fraser
of Locheen! The brother of the witness in the box! Every eye upon me!
MRS. QUINTON TWELVES.
[_Drily._] I see.
CLAUDE.
Oh, Kate, I’ve felt this business in more ways than one. It has been a
terrible lesson to me.
MRS. QUINTON TWELVES.
[_Smiling._] My poor Claudio!
CLAUDE.
[_Not looking at her._] No, don’t pity me—despise me. Kitty, how easy it
is for a fellow to imperil a woman’s reputation!
MRS. QUINTON TWELVES.
[_Amused._] Yes, isn’t it?
CLAUDE.
We attach ourselves to a pretty married woman; we lounge in her
drawing-room, her boudoir; we make her our toy, our pastime. Do we allow
a single thought of the scandal we may involve her in to check us in our
pursuit of pleasure?
MRS. QUINTON TWELVES.
[_Demurely._] No, I suppose you don’t.
CLAUDE.
Never!
MRS. QUINTON TWELVES.
Perhaps you had better not come to tea with me quite so frequently in
the future, Claude.
CLAUDE.
You are right; you, and others, must see less of me. [_Turning to her._]
And yet, Kate, I am not all bad!
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD _enters. He is fifty-one, amiable, pompous,
egotistical, foolish._
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
Why didn’t you wait for me, Claude, my boy?
CLAUDE.
Sorry; my brain was reeling.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
[_Meeting_ MRS. TWELVES.] A very proper, a very satisfactory termination
of this affair, Mrs. Twelves.
MRS. QUINTON TWELVES.
It has been awfully reassuring to see you beaming in Court, Sir
Fletcher.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
Ha! I daresay my attitude has been remarked. Beaming; why not? I’ve had
no doubt as to the result.
MRS. QUINTON TWELVES.
No doubt of Theo’s innocence—of course not.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
Innocent; that goes without saying—my niece. But the result, in any
case, would have been much the same, I venture to think.
MRS. QUINTON TWELVES.
Really?
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
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