The Berkeleys and their neighborsSeawell, Molly Elliot
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The Berkeleys and their neighbors
Seawell, Molly Elliot
Virginia -- Fiction
By which it will be seen that Dashaway’s unlucky fiasco and the triumph
of the long-legged roan at Campdown had not been obliterated from the
Colonel’s memory. During the sermon, Colonel Berkeley only took his
eyes off the clergyman once. This was when Mr. Hibbs came around with
the collection plate. The object of that day’s collection was, as Mr.
Cole had feelingly stated, for the conversion of the higher castes in
India. Colonel Berkeley thrust both hands in his trousers’ pockets, and
surveyed Mr. Hibbs defiantly as that worthy citizen poked the plate
at him. This duello between Mr. Hibbs and Colonel Berkeley occurred
every collection Sunday, to the edification of the congregation. After
holding the plate before the Colonel for a considerable time, Mr.
Hibbs moved off--a time that seemed interminable to Olivia, blushing
furiously in the corner of the pew.
After church the congregation streamed out, and according to the
country custom, the people stopped to talk in the churchyard. Colonel
Berkeley marched up to Mr. Cole, and put something in his hand.
“There, Cole,” he remarked, “I wouldn’t put anything in the plate when
that ruffian of a vestry-man of yours poked it under my nose. But I
doubled my contribution, and I’ll thank you to put it with the rest.”
“Certainly, Colonel,” answered Mr. Cole--“but Christian charity--”
“Christian charity be hanged, sir. I’m a Christian and a churchman,
but I prefer Christian gentlemen to Methodist upstarts. Whether I go
to heaven or the other place either, damme, I propose to go in good
company.”
“This will go to the missionary fund for India, Colonel.”
“Ha! ha! I’d like to see one of you callow young clergymen tackle a
Brahmin in India. By Jove. It would be fun--for the Brahmin!”
Colonel Berkeley had no mind to let Mr. Cole monopolize Madame Koller,
so just as the clergyman stood, hat in hand bowing to her and her
mother, the Colonel marched up, and by a skillful maneuver shoveled the
elder lady off on Mr. Cole, while he himself attended the younger one
to the carriage. At the churchyard gate was Olivia Berkeley talking
with Mrs. Peyton--and by her side stood French Pembroke. Madame Koller
smiled charmingly at her old acquaintances. She was so sorry Miss
Berkeley had not been at home the day she called. Miss Berkeley was
politely regretful. It was so sunshiny and delightful that Madame
Koller would like to walk as far as the main road led them toward
home--it was only across a field or two then, for each of them to reach
home. Olivia also assented to this. Madame Koller’s society was far
from lacking charm to her--and besides, the attraction of repulsion is
never stronger than between two women who cherish a smoldering spark of
jealousy.
Madame Koller wanted the Colonel to come, and brought her whole battery
of smiles and glances into action to compel him--but he got out of it
with much astuteness. He was no walker, he said. Then she turned to
French Pembroke.
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