The best short stories of 1918, and the yearbook of the American short story
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The best short stories of 1918, and the yearbook of the American short story
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories -- 20th century -- Bibliography; Short stories -- 20th century -- Indexes; Short stories, American
“I had a friend,” related Mrs. Tyarck. “Her husband was a Mason. Seems
she had a wild cherry-tree into her yard and she could never lay out a
piece of light goods for bleachin’ without fear of stains, and then the
flies and the sparrers racketin’ around all summer—why, it nearly druv
her crazy!”
Miss Frenzy ignored these comments. “My mystery,” she repeated, with
reflecting eyes. “The seed dropped by a bird in flight. Only the fruit
will solve the enigma.” With an air of ceremonious explanation, Miss
Giddings turned to the two visitors. “I should acquaint you,” she
remarked in soft courtesy, “with the fact that, much as I regret the
necessity of the fly-paper, it is, as you might say, _calculated_.”
“Calculated!” With a gasp Mrs. Tyarck took off and began to polish her
glasses; she kept two hard little eyes fixed on the speaker.
Mrs. Capron forgot to hawk. “_Calculated?_”
“It is to arrest the depredations of ants,” confessed Miss Frenzy. She
looked from one to the other with great dignity, supplementing: “I have
long suffered greatly from the onslaughts of ants, both red and black.
With the fly-paper, judiciously placed, I have hoped to curtail their
activities.”
It had grown a little grayer of twilight; the two visitors, trapped as
it were within the high board enclosures, fenced all about with sweeps
of tangled vine, the pale glimmering of ghostly blossoms, felt
uncomfortable. With slow suspicion they moved away from one so frankly
the author of gin and pitfall; from one who could so calmly admit that
bits of fly-paper dribbling about her garden paths were “calculated.”
“Who was it,” whispered Mrs. Tyarck, darkly—“who was it once said that
Frenzy was sort of odd?” The two visitors moved instinctively toward a
way of exit. With one more sigh Miss Frenzy reluctantly followed them.
As they cast about in their minds for means of final reproof, she paused
at the kitchen door. There, where a rain-barrel stood under a leader,
was a bit of soap in a flower-pot saucer; seizing it, the old shopkeeper
began vigorously washing her hands.
“Five waters,” sighed Miss Frenzy—“five waters, before I can feel that
my hands are in any degree cleansed!”
The others stood watching her. Instantly they seized the opportunity.
“Well, I should think so.” Mrs. Capron hawked her superior virtue. “I’m
glad to hear you say that, Frenzy. Nice work indeed you’ve been doin’
with them hands! Murderin’ and slayin’! Why can’t you live and let live
(unless, of course, it’s rats or mosquitoes)? Now you go and get the
blood of them innercent worms on your shoulders! Why couldn’t you let
’em go on feedin’ where their Creator wanted ’em to feed?”
They looked at her.
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