The best short stories of 1919, and the yearbook of the American short story
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The best short stories of 1919, and the yearbook of the American short story
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories -- 20th century -- Bibliography; Short stories -- 20th century -- Indexes; Short stories, American
"It'ly? It'ly?" mused Mr. Pawket. "Well, I made out the I T, all right.
Now I ought to 'a' guessed the rest, It'ly bein' a place I'm familiar
with."
The twins were in conference.
"Medusa--you know who she was," remarked the elder twin by four seconds.
"Don't, huh? Snakes for hair--hey? Look at you and you turn into
stone--hey?"
"Shut up! She did not!"
"Shut up! She did!"
But the other twin busied himself with the post-mark.
"A. Malfi," he painfully deciphered....
"Say, Gramp', what's a Malfi?"
His brother remained engrossed with the embossed head of Medusa.
"Snakes for hair--turned 'em to stone--cut off her head," he chanted, in
blissful retrospect.
Mr. Pawket, reaching across the table, seized this student by the
collar. "Now, now, now! Whose head you cuttin' off?"
"Hern," explained this bloodthirsty twin. "She was a bad woman."
"Hey! Hey! Hey!" roared Mr. Pawket, with sudden severity. "None of that
talk here! You mind your own business, young man. Don't you give us none
of that gab." He turned to Mrs. Pawket: "What did I say about that new
young feller that's come to teach school? He ain't here for no
good--that's what I said!" Mr. Pawket studied the face on the envelope
with a sort of curious horror, concluding, "Ef she's what you say she
is, see to it that you don't take no more notice of her capers."
The twins now registered aggrieved expressions; they scratched curly
heads with perturbed spoons. "Medusa's hist'ry." They roared it in hurt
explanation.
After some discussion of the curious anatomical outline of the supposed
honey-bee on the seal, Mrs. Pawket finally slit the envelope with a
dinner-knife, and the twins, holding the letter between them, gave a
dashing, if slightly incorrect, reading.
"AMALFI--IT'LY--HOTEL MEDOOSA.
"DEAR MR. AND MRS. PAWKET,--This letter is from William Folsom, the
little orphan boy for whom you did so much. What do you think? This
boy who boarded with you summers is coming back to America with his
wife, an Italian lady you are both sure to love! On account of
unforeseen business necessity, Mrs. Folsom and I are forced to give
up our charming ... vill ... villain ... villy...."
Here one twin ran down. The other twin looked over his brother's
shoulder, breathing thickly.
"Vanilla," he chewingly instructed.
"Vanilla ... our charming vanilla, and on account of recent
dev-dev-devil-elope-ments we are leaving It'ly at once. You
remember the fine old property my father owned, called Cedar
Plains? As I remember, it was not far from your farm where I spent
so many happy summers. It is on Cedar Plains that Mrs. Folsom and I
plan to erect our new home, an I ... talian van ... vill ... v...."
"Vanilla." This time it was Mr. Pawket who blandly supplied the word.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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