The best short stories of 1922, and the yearbook of the American short story
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The best short stories of 1922, and the yearbook of the American short story
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories -- 20th century -- Bibliography; Short stories -- 20th century -- Indexes; Short stories, American
He shrank visibly and strode off to the corner where his peas were
planted and started methodically hoeing the rows, turning the rich
loam up about the pale stalks. Now and again a pebble clinked, he
stooped and threw it off into the meadow. Mary, the youngest, came
to the top of the steps and cried. Martha and Marjorie went to
her, and he forgot them. The rising and falling of the hoe-blade,
shiny with much polishing in the brown soil, hypnotized him, and
his thoughts fell into a sort of rhythm, came and went without his
interference. “Ridiculous!” he thought, “that this solemn singular
biped, whom other bipeds for convenience call Andrew, should stand
here with a stick and scratch the skin of this aged planet. What does
he expect to get for it? It pleases the aged planet. She stretches
herself in the twilight, purrs like an old cat, and expresses her
pleasure in the odd and useful effluvium we call peas. And this
biped wears clothes. Think of it! He wears clothes; things made out
of plant-fibre and sheep’s wool cunningly and hideously made to fit
his arms and legs. He has in his pocket--a small pouch made in these
singular garments--a watch, a small shiny round object in which he
has reduced to feeble but regular iambics the majestic motions of
the sun, earth and stars. He takes it out and looks at it with an
air of comprehension and puts it back again. Why doesn’t he laugh at
himself?”... He chuckled.... “This object tells him that he has time
for two more rows before dinner. Clink, clink. Damn these pebbles.
My antediluvian anthropoid ape of an ancestor had to walk round
them, they were so huge. He sat on them, cracked nuts against them,
chattered with his family. He had no watch, and his trousers grew
like grass.... Thank the Lord they’ve become pebbles.”
He sighed, and for a moment rested his chin on the hoe-handle,
peering out towards the tree-encircled swamp. The hylas were
beginning to jingle their elfin bells. A red-winged blackbird sailed
in the last sunlight from one apple-tree to another.
“All a vicious circle--and all fascinating. Utterly preposterous and
futile, but fascinating.”
He dropped the hoe and trundled the wheelbarrow to the edge of the
strawberry-bed.
“Why can’t you stay where you’re put?” he said. “Why do you grow all
over the place like this?”
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