The best short stories of 1922, and the yearbook of the American short story
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The best short stories of 1922, and the yearbook of the American short story
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories -- 20th century -- Bibliography; Short stories -- 20th century -- Indexes; Short stories, American
After a short pause the party straggles back to the coach, some who
have started first pausing to look at the other graves and the dead
flowers. A few remain for a moment by the open grave looking down.
But very soon all are again in their places and the coach is rolling
away among the slopes. It passes out at the stone gate and back into
the city. And then old German laborers, who have been waiting not far
off, approach the grave rheumatically and set aside the few flowers
that have been left on the pile of fresh sand, which is partly
covered by a green waxed cloth and evergreen branches. They put on
and screw down the lid of the new wooden overbox; earth is thrown
in; and before the early gloomy rainy nightfall the grave of Brother
Frank Burns, Servant of the Lord, is almost filled.
But I go from the place almost unmindful of the irony of what has
happened, almost unmindful of the night and the mist and the vastness
of the wet sky; so touching and agitating have been this fair bright
vain dream which I have glimpsed, and this pure and simple heart
which, dreaming, has been able to meet its destiny so calmly and so
bravely, has been able so undeniably and so thoroughly to conquer
life and to conquer death.
[16] Copyright, 1922, by Margaret C. Anderson.
Copyright, 1923, by William C. G. Jitro.
THE GOLDEN HONEYMOON[17]
By RING W. LARDNER
(From _The Cosmopolitan_)
Mother says that when I start talking I never know when to stop. But
I tell her the only time I get a chance is when she ain’t around, so
I have to make the most of it. I guess the fact is neither one of us
would be welcome in a Quaker meeting, but as I tell Mother, what did
God give us tongues for if He didn’t want we should use them? Only
she says He didn’t give them to us to say the same thing over and
over again, like I do, and repeat myself. But I say:
“Well, Mother,” I say, “when people is like you and I and been
married fifty years, do you expect everything I say will be something
you ain’t heard me say before? But it may be new to others, as they
ain’t nobody else lived with me as long as you have.”
So she says:
“You can bet they ain’t, as they couldn’t nobody else stand you that
long.”
“Well,” I tell her, “you look pretty healthy.”
“Maybe I do,” she will say, “but I looked even healthier before I
married you.”
You can’t get ahead of Mother.
Yes, sir, we was married just fifty years ago the seventeenth day of
last December and my daughter and son-in-law was over from Trenton
to help us celebrate the Golden Wedding. My son-in-law is John H.
Kramer, the real estate man. He made $12,000 one year and is pretty
well thought of around Trenton; a good, steady, hard worker. The
Rotarians was after him a long time to join, but he kept telling
them his home was his club. But Edie finally made him join. That’s my
daughter.
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