The best short stories of 1922, and the yearbook of the American short story
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The best short stories of 1922, and the yearbook of the American short story
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories -- 20th century -- Bibliography; Short stories -- 20th century -- Indexes; Short stories, American
This Mr. Mathers had a lot of money and owned some coal mines or
something, and he had a swell place out in the country, and he was
stuck on race horses, but was a Presbyterian or something, and I
think more than likely his wife was one, too, maybe a stiffer one
than himself. So he never raced his horses hisself, and the story
round the Ohio race tracks was that when one of his horses got ready
to go to the races he turned him over to Bob French and pretended to
his wife he was sold.
So Bob had the horses and he did pretty much as he pleased and you
can’t blame Bob, at least, I never did. Sometimes he was out to win
and sometimes he wasn’t. I never cared much about that when I was
swiping a horse. What I did want to know was that my horse had the
speed and could go out in front if you wanted him to.
And, as I’m telling you, there was Bob in this race with one of Mr.
Mathers’ horses, was named “About Ben Ahem” or something like that,
and was fast as a streak. He was a gelding and had a mark of 2.21,
but could step in .08 or .09.
Because when Burt and I were out, as I’ve told you, the year before,
there was a nigger Burt knew, worked for Mr. Mathers, and we went out
there one day when we didn’t have no race on at the Marietta Fair and
our boss Harry was gone home.
And so everyone was gone to the fair but just this one nigger, and he
took us all through Mr. Mathers’ swell house and he and Burt tapped a
bottle of wine Mr. Mathers had hid in his bedroom, back in a closet,
without his wife knowing, and he showed us this Ahem horse. Burt was
always stuck on being a driver, but didn’t have much chance to get
to the top, being a nigger, and he and the other nigger gulped that
whole bottle of wine and Burt got a little lit up.
So the nigger let Burt take this About Ben Ahem and step him a mile
in a track Mr. Mathers had all to himself, right there on the farm.
And Mr. Mathers had one child, a daughter, kinda sick and not very
good looking, and she came home and we had to hustle and get About
Ben Ahem stuck back in the barn.
I’m only telling you to get everything straight. At Sandusky, that
afternoon I was at the fair, this young fellow with the two girls
was fussed, being with the girls and losing his bet. You know how
a fellow is that way. One of them was his girl and the other his
sister. I had figured that out.
“Gee whizz,” I says to myself, “I’m going to give him the dope.”
He was mighty nice when I touched him on the shoulder. He and the
girls were nice to me right from the start and clear to the end. I’m
not blaming them.
And so he leaned back and I gave him the dope on About Ben Ahem.
“Don’t bet a cent on this first heat because he’ll go like an oxen
hitched to a plough, but when the first heat is over go right down
and lay on your pile.” That’s what I told him.
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