something by way of acknowledgement. Thereupon I wrote a letter to the
paper, thanking the would-be solvers for their kindly attempts to help
me out of the mess into which I had got the plot. I did not like to
wound their feelings by saying straight out that they had failed, one
and all, to hit on the real murderer, just like real police, so I tried
to break the truth to them in a roundabout, mendacious fashion, as thus:
_To the Editor of "The Star."_
SIR: Now that "The Big Bow Mystery" is solved to the satisfaction
of at least one person, will you allow that person the use of your
invaluable columns to enable him to thank the hundreds of your
readers who have favored him with their kind suggestions and
solutions while his tale was running and they were reading? I ask
this more especially because great credit is due to them for
enabling me to end the story in a manner so satisfactory to myself.
When I started it, I had, of course, no idea who had done the
murder, but I was determined no one should guess it. Accordingly,
as each correspondent sent in the name of a suspect, I determined
he or she should not be the guilty party. By degrees every one of
the characters got ticked off as innocent--all except one, and I
had no option but to make that character the murderer. I was very
sorry to do this, as I rather liked that particular person, but
when one has such ingenious readers, what can one do? You can't let
anybody boast that he guessed aright, and, in spite of the trouble
of altering the plot five or six times, I feel that I have chosen
the course most consistent with the dignity of my profession. Had I
not been impelled by this consideration I should certainly have
brought in a verdict against Mrs. Drabdump, as recommended by the
reader who said that, judging by the illustration in the "Star,"
she must be at least seven feet high, and, therefore, could easily
have got on the roof and put her (proportionately) long arm down
the chimney to effect the cut. I am not responsible for the
artist's conception of the character. When I last saw the good lady
she was under six feet, but your artist may have had later
information. The "Star" is always so frightfully up to date. I
ought not to omit the humorous remark of a correspondent, who said:
"Mortlake might have swung in some wild way from one window to
another, _at any rate in a story_." I hope my fellow-writers thus
satirically prodded will not demand his name, as I object to
murders, "at any rate in real life." Finally, a word with the
legions who have taken me to task for allowing Mr. Gladstone to
write over 170 words on a postcard. It is all owing to you, sir,
who announced my story as containing humorous elements. I tried to
put in some, and this gentle dig at the grand old correspondent's
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