The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
No, no; I'll see them, if you wish me to. [_Nodding._] We'll be open
and above-board from the start.
OTTOLINE.
Ha, ha! [_Sighing happily._] Ah-h-h-h!
PHILIP.
[_His tone changing to one of misgiving._] Ah, Otto, I begin to be
afraid that I oughtn't--that I oughtn't to have spoken to you----
OTTOLINE.
Why?
PHILIP.
[_Gravely._] You will never be patient--you'll never be content to
wait, if need be!
OTTOLINE.
Content, no. But _patient_! [_In a whisper._] Shall I tell you a
secret?
PHILIP.
Well?
OTTOLINE.
I've been waiting--waiting for you--in my dreams--for ten years!
PHILIP.
[_Ardently._] Otto----!
OTTOLINE.
Isn't _that_ patience?
[_Their lips meet in a lingering kiss. The handle of the
door on the left is heard to rattle. Looking at the
door, they draw back from one another. The handle
rattles again._
PHILIP.
It's that idiot Robbie.
OTTOLINE.
Ha, ha, ha, ha----!
[_The door opens, and_ ROOPE _appears, with an air of
unconcern._
ROOPE.
[_Humming._] Tra, lal, lal, la----! _That's_ done, dear excellent
friends! [_Closing the door, and coming forward._] Upon my word,
letters are the curse of one's existence----!
OTTOLINE.
Ha, ha----! [_Seizing him._] Robbie----!
ROOPE.
[_Startled._] Hey?
OTTOLINE.
I can't take you to Lady Paulton's--or anywhere else. Philip and I are
going to spend the rest of the afternoon here, if you'll let us--and
talk--and talk----! [_Suddenly embracing him, and kissing him upon the
cheek._] Ah! _Que vous etes gentil! Merci--merci--merci----!_ [_Sitting
in the chair on the left and unpinning her hat._] Ha, ha, ha, ha----!
ROOPE.
[_Turning to_ PHILIP, _his eyes bolting._] Phil----!
PHILIP.
[_Nodding._] Yes. [_Wringing_ ROOPE_'s hand._] Much obliged, Robbie.
END OF THE FIRST ACT
THE SECOND ACT
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