The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
Your father may do as he chooses. [_Rising and crossing to the
writing-table, where she sits and prepares to write._] I have letters
to answer.
OTTOLINE.
[_To_ SIR RANDLE.] Dad----?
SIR RANDLE.
[_Rising._] Impossible--impossible. [_Marching to the fireplace._] I
cannot act apart from your dear mother. [_His back to the fireplace,
virtuously._] I never act apart from your dear mother.
OTTOLINE.
_Comme vous voudrez!_ [_Moving to the glazed door and there pausing._]
You _won't_----?
[SIR RANDLE _blinks at the ceiling again._ LADY FILSON
_scribbles audibly with a scratchy pen._ OTTOLINE _goes
out, closing the door._
BERTRAM.
[_Jumping up as the door shuts--in an expostulatory tone._] Good
heavens! My dear father--my dear mother----!
SIR RANDLE.
[_Coming to earth._] Eh?
BERTRAM.
[_Agitatedly._] My sister will pack her trunks and be off to an hotel
if you're not careful. She won't stand this, I mean t'say. There'll be
a marriage at the registrar's, or some ghastly proceeding--a
scandal--all kinds of gossip----!
LADY FILSON.
[_Throwing down her pen and rising--holding her heart._] Oh----!
BERTRAM.
[_With energy._] I mean to say----!
SIR RANDLE.
[_To_ LADY FILSON, _blankly._] Winnie----?
LADY FILSON.
R-Randle----?
SIR RANDLE.
[_Biting his nails._] He's right. [BERTRAM _hastens to the glazed
door._] Dear Bertram is right.
BERTRAM.
[_Opening the door._] You'll see him----?
LADY FILSON.
Y-yes.
SIR RANDLE.
Yes. [BERTRAM _disappears._ SIR RANDLE _paces the room at the back,
waving his arms._] Oh! Oh!
LADY FILSON.
[_Going to the fireplace._] I won't be civil to him, Randle! The
impertinence of his visit! I won't be civil to him!
SIR RANDLE.
A calamity! An unmerited calamity!
LADY FILSON.
[_Dropping on to the settee before the fireplace._] She's mad! That's
the only excuse I can make for her!
SIR RANDLE.
Stark mad! A calamity.
LADY FILSON.
You remember the man?
SIR RANDLE.
[_Taking a book from the rack on the oblong table and hurriedly turning
its pages._] A supercilious, patronizing person--son of a wretched
country parson--used to loll against the wall of your _salon_--with his
nose in the air.
LADY FILSON.
[_Tearfully._] A stroke of bad fortune at last, Randle! Fancy!
Everything has always gone so well with us----!
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