The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
That is so, Sir Randle--if you and Lady Filson will have the
patience----
[SIR RANDLE _motions_ PHILIP _to the settee on the
right._ PHILIP _sits. Then_ OTTOLINE _sits on the settee
before the fireplace, and_ SIR RANDLE _in the arm-chair
by_ PHILIP. LADY FILSON _turns in her chair to listen._
SIR RANDLE.
[_To_ PHILIP, _majestically._] Before you embark upon your explanation,
permit me to define _my_ position--mine and Lady Filson's. [PHILIP
_nods._] I am going to make a confession to you; and I should like to
feel that I am making it as one gentleman to another. [PHILIP _nods
again._] Mr. Mackworth, Lady Filson and I are ambitious people. Not for
ourselves. For ourselves, all we desire is rest and retirement--[_closing
his eyes_] if it were possible, obscurity. But where our children are
concerned, it is different; and, to be frank--I _must_ be frank--we had
hoped that, in the event of Ottoline remarrying, she would contract
such a marriage as is commonly described as brilliant.
PHILIP.
[_Dryly._] Such a marriage as her marriage to Monsieur de Chaumie, for
example.
SIR RANDLE.
[_Closing his eyes._] _De mortuis_, Mr. Mackworth! I must decline----
PHILIP.
I merely wished, as a basis of argument, to get at your exact
interpretation of brilliancy.
SIR RANDLE.
[_Dismissing the point with a wave of the hand._] It is easy for you,
therefore, as you have already intimated, to judge what are our
sensations at receiving my daughter's communication.
PHILIP.
[_Nodding._] They are distinctly disagreeable.
SIR RANDLE.
[_Conscientiously._] They are--I won't exaggerate--I mustn't
exaggerate--they are not far removed from dismay.
LADY FILSON.
Utter dismay.
SIR RANDLE.
[_Shifting his chair--to_ PHILIP.] I learn--I learn from Ottoline that
you have forsaken the field of journalism, Mr. Mackworth, and now
devote yourself exclusively to creative work? [_Another nod from_
PHILIP.] But you have not--to use my daughter's phrase--up to the
present--er----
PHILIP.
[_Nursing his leg._] Please go on.
SIR RANDLE.
You have not been eminently successful?
PHILIP.
Not yet. Not with the wide public. No; not yet.
SIR RANDLE.
Forgive me--any private resources?
PHILIP.
None worth mentioning. Two-hundred-a-year, left me by an old aunt.
LADY FILSON.
[_Under her breath._] Ho----!
SIR RANDLE.
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