The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
No, no; not a highly-wrought performance. Simply a line, asking her to
receive you. [PHILIP _rises listlessly._] Send it along by messenger.
[_With growing enthusiasm._] Look here! I'll take it!
PHILIP.
[_Gloomily, his hand on Roope's shoulder._] Ho, ho! You--you
indefatigable old Cupid!
ROOPE.
[_Looking at his watch._] Quarter-past-ten. [_Excitedly._] Phil, I bet
you a hundred guineas--[_correcting himself_] er--well--five pounds--I
bet you five pounds I'm with you again, with a favourable reply, before
twelve!
PHILIP.
[_Clapping_ ROOPE _on the back._] Done! [_Crossing to the writing-table._]
At the worst, I've earned a fiver.
ROOPE.
[_As_ PHILIP _sits at the table and takes a sheet of paper and an
envelope from a drawer._] May I suggest----?
PHILIP.
[_Dipping his pen in the ink._] Fire away, old chap.
ROOPE.
[_Seeking for inspiration by gazing at the ceiling._] H'm--[_Dictating._]
"Forgive me. I forgive you. When may I come to you?" [_To_ PHILIP.] Not
another word.
PHILIP.
[_As he writes._] By George, you've got the romantic touch, Robbie! If
you'd been a literary bloke, what sellers _you'd_ have written!
ROOPE.
[_Behind the smoking-table, smoothing his hair complacently._] Funny,
your remark. As a matter of fact, I _used_ to dabble a little in
pen-and-ink as a young man.
PHILIP.
[_Reading, a tender ring in his voice._] "Forgive me. I forgive you.
When may I come to you?" [_Adding his signature._] "Philip."
ROOPE.
Admirable!
PHILIP.
[_Folding and enclosing the note--catching some of_ ROOPE_'s hopefulness._]
In the meantime I'll array myself in my Sunday-best--[_moistening the
envelope_] on the chance----
ROOPE.
Do; at once. [_Putting on his hat._] She _may_ summon you by telephone----
PHILIP.
[_Addressing the envelope._] She gave me a scarf-pin yesterday--such a
beauty. [_Softly._] I'll wear it. [_Rising and giving the note to_
ROOPE.] Bless you, old boy!
[ROOPE _pockets the note, grasps_ PHILIP_'s hand
hurriedly, and bustles to the vestibule door._
ROOPE.
My quickest way is the Tube to Bayswater, and then a taxi across the
Park----
[_He has entered the vestibule--omitting to close the
door in his haste--and has opened the outer door when_
PHILIP _calls to him._
PHILIP.
[_Standing behind the smoking-table--with a change of manner._] Robbie----
ROOPE.
Hey?
PHILIP.
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