The Black Dog, and Other StoriesCoppard, A. E. (Alfred Edgar)
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The Black Dog, and Other Stories
Coppard, A. E. (Alfred Edgar)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Lizzie welcomed them home. Had they enjoyed themselves—yes, the day
had been fine—and so they had enjoyed themselves—well, well, that was
right. But throughout the evening Orianda hid herself from him, so he
wandered almost distracted about the village until in a garth he saw
some men struggling with a cow. Ropes were twisted around its horns and
legs. It was flung to the earth. No countryman ever speaks to an animal
without blaspheming it, although if he be engaged in some solitary work
and inspired to music, he invariably sings a hymn in a voice that seems
to have some vague association with wood pulp. So they all blasphemed
and shouted. One man, with sore eyes, dressed in a coat of blue fustian
and brown cord trousers, hung to the end of a rope at an angle of
forty-five degrees. His posture suggested that he was trying to pull
the head off the cow. Two other men had taken turns of other rope
around some stout posts, and one stood by with a handsaw.
“What are you going to do?” asked Gerald.
“Its harns be bent, yeu see,” said the man with the saw, “they be going
into its head. ’Twill blind or madden the beast.”
So they blasphemed the cow, and sawed off its crumpled horns.
When Gerald went back to the inn Orianda was still absent. He sat down
but he could not rest. He could never rest now until he had won her
promise. That lovely image in the river spat fountains of scornful fire
at him. “Do not leave me, Gerald,” she had said. He would never leave
her, he would never leave her. But the men talking in the inn scattered
his flying fiery thoughts. They discoursed with a vacuity whose very
endlessness was transcendent. Good God! Was there ever a living person
more magnificently inane than old Tottel, the registrar. He would have
inspired a stork to protest. Of course, a man of his age should not
have worn a cap, a small one especially; Tottel himself was small, and
it made him look rumpled. He was bandy: his intellect was bandy too.
“Yes,” Mr. Tottel was saying, “it’s very interesting to see interesting
things, no matter if it’s man, woman, or a object. The most interesting
man as I ever met in my life I met on my honeymoon. Years ago. He made
a lifelong study of railways, that man, knew ’em from Alpha to ... to
... what is it?”
“Abednego,” said someone.
“Yes, the trunk lines, the fares, the routs, the junctions of
anywheres in England or Scotland or Ireland or Wales. London, too,
the Underground. I tested him, every station in correct order from
South Kensington to King’s Cross. A strange thing! Nothing to do with
railways in ’imself, it was just his ’obby. Was a Baptist minister,
really, but still a most interesting man.”
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