American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
Finding Deadwood Maggie obdurate, Chicken Bill for the nonce withdrew
to consider the situation. He was in no sort dispirited; he regarded
the butter-dish and those threats which came after it as marks of maiden
coyness; they were decisive of nothing.
“She wasn’t in the mood,” said Chicken Bill, as he explained his repulse
to the bar-keeper of the Four Flush Saloon; “but I’ll get my lariat on
her yet. Next time I’ll rope with a larger loop.”
“That’s the racket!” said the bar-keeper.
Chicken Bill in a small way was a gifted rascal. After profound
contemplation of Deadwood Maggie in her obstinacy, he determined to
win her with the conveyance of a one-quarter interest in The Flim Flam
Murphy. Deadwood Maggie knew nothing of the worthlessness of The Flim
Flam Murphy. Chicken Bill would represent it to her as a richer strike
than Old Man Granger’s Old Age Mine. He would give her one-quarter.
There would be no risk; Deadwood Maggie, when once his wife and getting
a good figure for the mine, would make no demur to selling to whatever
tenderfoot he might dupe. This plan had merit; at least one must suppose
so, for the soul of Deadwood Maggie was visibly softened thereby.
“I must have you, Maggie,” wooed Chicken Bill, when he had put forth
the sterling character of The Flim Flam Murphy and expressed himself
as determined to bestow on her the one-fourth interest, a conveyance
whereof in writing he held then in his hand; “I can’t live without you.
When you busted me with that yootensil you made me yours forever. I
swear by this gun I pack, I’ll not outlive your refusal to wed me longer
than to jest get good an’ drunk an’ put a bullet through my head.”
Who could resist such love and such hyperbole? Deadwood Maggie wept;
then she took the deed to the one-fourth interest in The Flim Flam
Murphy, kissed Chicken Bill, and said she would drift into his arms as
his wife at the end of two months. Chicken Bill objected strenuously to
such a recess for his affections, but with the last of it was driven to
yield.
There came a time when The Flim Flam Murphy salted to the last degree
of salt was as perfect a trap for a tenderfoot as any ever set. And as
though luck were seeking Chicken Bill, a probable prey stepped from the
stage next day.
Chicken Bill and the stranger were seen in prompt and lengthy
conference. Timberline, looking on, grinned in a tolerant way. For two
days Chicken Bill and the stranger did nothing but explore the drift,
inspect the timbering, and consider specimens taken from The Flim Flam
Murphy.
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