"Gee, is she still reading those swell Huxley books?" asked Woody,
determined to ingratiate himself wherever he might.
"Huxley?" said Mrs. Jackson. "No. It's not Huxley, Woody. The last
book she had was called, I think, _The Philosophy of Salesmanship_.
She's become very interested in selling lately. Last night she gave
her father quite a questioning on whether he was carrying sufficient
insurance."
"Oh," groaned Woody. "Well, thanks, Mrs. Jackson."
"Shall I tell her you'll call again when she comes in?" Mrs. Jackson
asked.
"No," said Woody. "I don't think I will, Mrs. Jackson."
"All right," said Mrs. Jackson. "I think I understand."
The next day Steve called him up. Steve was worried about Woody's
attitude, which was very gloomy, and had devised a plan that he hoped
would cheer him up.
"Listen," he said. "Got a real good deal for us. There's a tech
inspection for the sports cars for the Torrey Pines race tonight. How
about going along? Lots of cars of all kinds. Ferraris, Maseratis,
Austin Healeys, Jags, TR2's. What d'ya say?"
"Mickey Mouse stuff," was Woody's reply.
"What d'ya mean, Mickey Mouse stuff?" demanded Steve.
"There isn't enough horsepower in any one of them to go over a
cardboard box without changing gears," said Woody scornfully.
"I got news for you," said Steve. "One of the Type D Jags at the Le
Mans race recently developed two hundred and eighty-five horsepower
with a two hundred and ten cubic-inch engine. And it was running on
just plain old gasoline. You know any hot rods can do that?"
Woody admitted that he didn't.
"Well, you want to come and see these little bugs, or aren't you
interested in anything that hasn't got an engine big enough to drive a
tank?"
"I guess I can take a look at them," Woody said grudgingly.
"I was hoping you'd see it that way, on account of I need a ride."
"Just a minute," said Woody. "What kind of a deal is this? I haven't
got any transportation."
"I know you haven't, pal," replied Steve. "But if you're going, you can
talk Worm into taking us there. Tell him every one of these cars was
built by a guy who studied under Davie that wrote the book on internal
combustion engines. S'long."
Worm, however, was strangely hesitant about going to the technical
inspection. He displayed an odd mixture of keenness and reluctance,
as if half of him was excited at the prospect and half of him deeply
disturbed. His long fingers trembled slightly as he lit his cigarette,
and it took him two matches to achieve the task.
"Och," he said finally, looking queerly at Woody, "I wish ye'd said
naething of it tae me."
Woody thought that Worm was merely reluctant to take them there in his
car but, priding himself on the generosity of the Highland Scots, did
not wish to appear stingy.
"Gee, Worm," he said, "if you don't want to take the Dodge, Steve and I
can find some other way of getting there."
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