“I ’ave more friends to ’elp me than perhaps you know of,” said the
Baroness, mysteriously, “but it ain’t only that! I never let a servant
dust it! Miss Wynward does it, but she’s too much afraid to do more
than touch ’em with the tip of her feather brush. They come to me
sometimes and complain that the china is dirty. ‘Let it be dirty,’ I
say, ‘_that_ won’t break it, but if you clean it, you will!’ Ha! ha!
ha!”
At that moment Harriet Brandt entered the room, moving sinuously across
the carpet as a snake might glide to its lair. Anthony Pennell could
not take his eyes off that gliding walk of hers. It seemed to him the
very essence of grace. It distracted all his attention from the china.
“The Baron has just come in,” observed Harriet to her hostess.
“Oh! well! come along and leave the rest of the china till after
dinner,” said Madame Gobelli. “Gustave likes to ’ave ’is dinner as soon
as ’e comes ’ome.”
She thrust her arm through that of Anthony Pennell, and conducted
him to the dining-room, where the Baron (without having observed the
ceremony of changing his coat or boots) was already seated just as he
had come in, at the table. He gave a curt nod to the visitor as Mr.
Pennell’s name was mentioned to him, and followed it up immediately
by a query whether he would take fish. Mr. Pennell sat out the meal
with increasing amazement at every course. He, who was accustomed, in
consequence of his popularity, to sit at the tables of some of the
highest in the land, could liken this one to nothing but a farmhouse
dinner. Course succeeded course, in rapid succession, and there was
no particular fault to find with anything, but the utter want of
ceremony--the mingling of well-known and aristocratic names with the
boot and shoe trade--and the way in which the Baron and Baroness ate
and drank, filled him with surprise. The climax was reached when Mr.
Milliken, who was late for dinner, entered the room, and his hostess,
before introducing him to the stranger, saluted him with a resounding
smack on either cheek.
Pennell thought it might be his turn next, and shuddered. But the wine
flowed freely, and the Baroness, being in an undoubted good humour,
the hospitality was unlimited. After dinner, the Baron having settled
to sleep in an armchair, Madame Gobelli proposed that the party should
amuse themselves with a game of “Hunt the slippers.”
She was robed in an expensive satin dress, but she threw herself down
on the ground with a resounding thump, and thrusting two enormous feet
into view, offered her slipper as an inducement to commence the game.
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