Produced by Mark C. Orton, Linda McKeown, Sankar Viswanathan, and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net Transcriber's Note: The author of this book is Metta Victoria Fuller Victor writing under the Pen name of Walter T. Gray. But the Author's name is not given in the original text. The Table of Contents is not part of the original text. THE BLUNDERS OF A BASHFUL MAN. _By the Author of_ "A BAD BOY'S DIARY" COPYRIGHT, 1881, BY STREET & SMITH. NEW YORK: J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY. 57 ROSE STREET. * * * * * CONTENTS CHAPTER I. HE ATTENDS A PICNIC. II. HE MAKES AN EVENING CALL. III. GOES TO A TEA-PARTY. IV. HE DOES HIS DUTY AS A CITIZEN. V. HE COMMITS SUICIDE. VI. HE IS DOOMED FOR WORSE ACCIDENTS. VII. I MAKE A NARROW ESCAPE. VIII. HE ENACTS THE PART OF GROOMSMAN. IX. MEETS A PAIR OF BLUE EYES. X. HE CATCHES A TROUT AND PRESENTS IT TO A LADY. XI. HE GOES TO THE CIRCUS. XII. A LEAP FOR LIFE. XIII. ONE OF THE FAIR SEX COMES TO HIS RESCUE. XIV. HIS DIFFIDENCE BRINGS ABOUT AN ACCIDENT. XV. HE BECOMES ACQUAINTED WITH A CHICAGO WIDOW. XVI. AT LAST HE SECURES A TREASURE. XVII. HE ENJOYS HIMSELF AT A BALL. XVIII. HE OPENS THE WRONG DOOR. XIX. DRIVEN FROM HIS LAST DEFENCE. * * * * * THE BLUNDERS OF A BASHFUL MAN. CHAPTER I. HE ATTENDS A PICNIC. I have been, am now, and shall always be, a bashful man. I have been told that I am the only bashful man in the world. How that is I can not say, but should not be sorry to believe that it is so, for I am of too generous a nature to desire any other mortal to suffer the mishaps which have come to me from this distressing complaint. A person can have smallpox, scarlet fever, and measles but once each. He can even become so inoculated with the poison of bees and mosquitoes as to make their stings harmless; and he can gradually accustom himself to the use of arsenic until he can take 444 grains safely; but for bashfulness--like mine--there is no first and only attack, no becoming hardened to the thousand petty stings, no saturation of one's being with the poison until it loses its power.