They made themselves very agreeable on the way--so that I would think no more of hanging myself, I suppose. Only one more little incident occurred on the road. We met a tramp. He was a roughly-dressed fellow, with a straw hat such as farmers wear, whose broad brim nearly hid his face. He sauntered up impudently, and, before we could pass him, he chucked Blue-Eyes under the chin. In less than half a second he was flying backward over the rail fence, although he was a tall fellow, more than my weight. "Now," said I proudly to myself, "she will forget that unlucky circus performance in the barn." Imagine my sensations when she turned on me with the fire flashing out of those soft blue eyes. "What did you fling my brother over the fence for?" That was what she asked me. CHAPTER X. HE CATCHES A TROUT AND PRESENTS IT TO A LADY. "Some achieve greatness; some have greatness thrust upon them." I think I have achieved greatness. Of one thing I am convinced: that it is only necessary to do some one thing _well_--as well or better than any one else--in order to acquire distinction. The thing I do really well--better than any living human being--is to blunder. I defy competition. There are champion tight-rope dancers, billiard players, opera singers, swindlers, base-ballists, candidates for the Presidency. I am the champion blunderer. You remember the man who asked of another, "Who is that coarse, homely creature across the room?" and received for answer, "That creature is my wife!" Well, I _ought_ to have been that man, although in that case I did not happen to be. My compliments always turn out to be left-handed ones; all my remarks, all my efforts to please are but so many never-ending _faux-pas_. As a general seeks to retrieve one defeat by some act of unparalleled bravery, so had I sought to wipe out from the memory of the lovely pair whom I escorted, my shameful failure to hang myself, by gallantly pitching over the fence the fellow who had made himself too familiar with the fairer of the two; and, as a _matter of course_, he turned out to be her favorite brother.