out, “I want Christian broth! Get me a lass that can plain-boil a
potato, if she was a whüre off the streets.” That story is more in the
true Braxfield manner than any of the authentic utterances recorded of
the judge himself, but now we look at Braxfield through Stevenson’s
spectacles. To this strong judge succeeded Sir David Rae, Lord Eskgrove.
The anecdotes about him are really farcical. He was grotesque, and
though alleged very learned was certainly very silly, but there was
something irresistibly comical about his silliness. Bell initiated a
careful series of law reports in his time. “He taks doun ma very words,”
said the judge in well-founded alarm. Here is his exhortation to a
female witness: “Lift up your veil, throw off all modesty and look me in
the face”; and here his formula in sentencing a prisoner to death:
“Whatever your religi-ous persua-sion may be, or even if, as I suppose,
you be of no persuasion at all, there are plenty of rever-end gentlemen
who will be most happy for to show you the way to yeternal life.” Or
best of all, in sentencing certain rascals who had broken into Sir James
Colquhoun’s house at Luss, he elaborately explained their crimes;
assault, robbery and hamesucken, of which last he gave them the
etymology; and then came this climax—“All this you did; and God
preserve us! joost when they were sitten doon to their denner.”
[Illustration: JOHN CLERK, LORD ELDIN]
The two most remarkable figures at the Scots bar in their own or any
time were the Hon. Henry Erskine and John Clerk, afterwards Lord Eldin.
Erskine was a consistent whig, and, though twice Lord Advocate, was
never raised to the bench; yet he was the leading practising lawyer of
his time, and the records of him that remain show him worthy of his
reputation. He was Dean of the Faculty of Advocates, but he presided at
a public meeting to protest against the war, and on the 12th January
1796 was turned out of office by a considerable majority. A personal
friend of Erskine, and supposed to be of his party, yielded to the storm
and voted against him. The clock just then struck three. “Ah,” murmured
John Clerk, in an intense whisper which echoed through the quiet room,
“when the cock crew thrice Peter denied his Master.” But most Erskine
stories are of a lighter touch. When Boswell trotted with Johnson round
Edinburgh, they met Erskine. He was too independent to adulate the sage
but before he passed on with a bow, he shoved a shilling into the
astonished Boswell’s hand, “for a sight of your bear,” he whispered.
George III. at Windsor once bluntly told him, that his income was small
compared with that of his brother, the Lord Chancellor. “Ah, your
Majesty,” said the wit, “he plays at the guinea table, and I only at the
shilling one.” In a brief interval of office he succeeded Henry Dundas,
afterwards Lord Melville. He told Dundas he was about to order the silk
gown. “For all the time you may want it,” said the other, “you had
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