Alas! Harry was an incorrigible punster. When urged that it was the
lowest form of wit, he had the ready retort that therefore it must be
the foundation of all other kinds. Yet, frankly, some of those puns are
atrocious, and even a century’s keeping in Kay and other records has not
made them passable. Gross and palpable, they were yet too subtle for one
senator. Lord Balmuto, or tradition does him wrong, received them with
perplexed air and forthwith took them to _Avizandum_. Hours, or as some
aver, days after, a broad smile relieved those heavy features. “I hae ye
noo, Harry, I hae ye noo,” he gleefully shouted; he had seen the joke!
All were not so dull. A friend pretended to be in fits of laughter.
“Only one of your jokes, Harry,” he said. “Where did you get it?” said
the wit. “Oh, I have just bought ‘The New Complete Jester, or every man
his own Harry Erskine.’” The other looked grave. He felt that
pleasantries of the place or the moment might not wear well in print.
They don’t, and I refrain for the present from further record. When Lord
President Blair died suddenly on 27th November 1811, a meeting of the
Faculty of Advocates was hastily called. Blair was an ideal judge,
learned, patient, dignified, courteous. He is the subject of one of
those wonderful Raeburn portraits (it hangs in the library of the
Writers to the Signet), and as you gaze you understand how those who
knew him felt when they heard that he was gone forever. Erskine, as
Dean, rose to propose a resolution, but for once the eloquent tongue was
mute: after some broken sentences he sat down, but his hearers
understood and judged it “as good a speech as he ever made.” It was his
last. He was neither made Lord President nor Lord Justice-Clerk, though
both offices were open. He did not murmur or show ill-feeling, but
withdrew to the little estate of Almondell, where he spent six happy and
contented years ere the end.
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